Dirty Skillog Nuts

To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.

Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."

by SirJigglesAlot March 15, 2011

BurgerWorld

The fast food place that Beavis and Butthead work at. It was taken from Weird Al's movie UHF.

Beavis: "Hey Butthead, shouldn't we be working at BurgerWorld today?"

Butthead: "No way dillhole. It's Tuesday, nobody works on Tuesday."

Beavis: "Oh yeah! Tuesdays rule."

by SirJigglesAlot November 13, 2011

Small Doses

When you like someone or something to a point, but after a little while it starts to get on your nerves and continued exposure makes you feel like biting a steel rod in two.

Lady GaGa is a guilty pleasure of mine, but I can only take her in small doses.

by SirJigglesAlot November 13, 2011

Roy D. Mercer

A prank phone call character created by two Tulsa, Oklahoma morning DJs. Roy's gimmick mostly consisted of getting his victims mad enough to fight by telling them a story about how they owe him money. After tormenting the person, he would let them off the hook. They have at least a dozen CDs available. Then caller ID and star 69 ruined the fun for all of us.

My name is Roy D. Mercer. You sold my wife Sharon Jean a pager that blew up right on her butt. I'm coming down to get $300 from you today for medical billls and a new pager or I'm whoopin' your ass. How big a boy are ya?

by SirJigglesAlot June 06, 2011

Nowoodian

A peterless servant or slave that posed no threat to the master's wife. How could they? They had no winkies. Urination was at best a dribble. The downside to a worker having no gigglestick was they tend to build towers extremely too high. On a positive note, they never left the toilet seat up.

The master always let Chipper serve his wife breakfast in bed, due to the fact that Chipper was a Nowoodian. Poor guy.

by SirJigglesAlot March 08, 2011

420 Moment

Slang term potheads use for getting high. Especially when they are really looking forward to it. It has become proper stoner etiquette to not just say they are about to take part in an illegal substance, but to use a term like this to try and make it sound nice and neat.

1. Rhonda wrote on her Twitter account: "After I finish this housework I'm going to have a 420 moment."

2. First Brain Cell: "Well, it looks like its down to just you and me."
Second Brain Cell: "Yeah, but if she has one more 420 moment... we're history!"

by SirJigglesAlot April 22, 2011

Ralston

1. To be squirrelly;

2. Someone with the nickname Squirrel;

1. Calm down. Don't be so Ralston.
2. Where's Squirrel? I can't find Ralston anywhere.

by SirJigglesAlot January 26, 2010