Sir. B's definitions

security theatre

Bloated, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

> UNIX family is safer

Wow, what a security theatre

by Sir. B September 10, 2021

flute dog

(Translated from Castilian Spanish language: Perro Flauta)

Someone who hides his/her idiocy with unnecessarily high, complex, and undecipherable language

See: smartass, smart aleck, pseudo-intellectual

C.S. Lewis, Friedrich Nietzsche, Karl Marx, and Vicky Prasetyo is a few of Flute Dogs

by Sir. B November 1, 2020

SIMPlanthropy

A portmanteau of SIMP and philanthropy

A philanthropy movement which is blatantly done for ulterior motives (just like SIMP who's being kind for the sake of getting pussies or penises)

Corporate Social Responsibility?

More like, Corporate's SIMPlanthropy

by Sir. B May 31, 2022

Mountain Lion

An euphemism for Making Love, because they share the same abbreviations: ML

Jim: How much you have a Mountain Lion?
Tracey: None of your business

by Sir. B September 10, 2020