Rumpledickskin

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."

The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."

by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

whorethodox

Orthodox Jewish women who dress like street-walkers because they don't think G-d is watching.

Did you see that whorethodox woman named Shanda with the long flowing sheitel (wig) and tight skirt?

by Sir Shiksa-lot January 25, 2014

Bropular

Popular with the bros. Synonym with brodigious.

Despite his professed hatred of the Left, there was one neighborhood in San Francisco where J. Edgar Hoover was quite bropular.

by Sir Shiksa-lot September 08, 2013

Whoreganize

The process of organizing your schedule of multiple ho's so that none of 'em find out about the others.

Playa gotta stay whoreganized!

by Sir Shiksa-lot January 11, 2014

Brodigious

A quality characterizing someone who has many bro friends. Synonym of bropular.

OJ Simpson has been a lot less brodigious since the murder trial. Marty McFly, on the other hand, saw himself become much more brodigious since bitch-slapping Biff.

by Sir Shiksa-lot September 08, 2013