(Verb)
To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.
From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”
To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.
From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”
Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!
Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!
Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!
Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!
Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!
Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!
Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!
by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith July 19, 2018
Get the Smitemug. (Adverb)
For real. Really. Truly.
(Paired with different punctuations to express a wide range of expressions ranging from strong affirmation to ironic disbelief. See fer real, and indeed)
Origin:
“For”, Old English word for For + “Sooth”, Old English word of Germanic origin meaning, “true, genuine, or real.”
For real. Really. Truly.
(Paired with different punctuations to express a wide range of expressions ranging from strong affirmation to ironic disbelief. See fer real, and indeed)
Origin:
“For”, Old English word for For + “Sooth”, Old English word of Germanic origin meaning, “true, genuine, or real.”
Example 1:
Lo! Forsooth, get thine arse hither ere ye festivities wither down, brother!
Translation: Yo! Fer Real, get yo ass over here before da party ends, bruh!
Example 2:
Lo! Forsooth! Thy mother be so fat, orcs be callin’ her pork, knave!
Translation:
Yo! Fer Real! Yo mama so fat, orcs call her pork, G!
Example 3:
Wing Commander: Alas, blindest she mine eyes with her radiant beauty; ne’er have I seen her equal.
Wingman: Forsooth, brother! Forsooth!
Translation:
Wing Commander: Daaaamn, dat girl be so hot imma go blind! She ain’ like dem other girls.
Wingman: Fer real, bruh! Fer real!
Lo! Forsooth, get thine arse hither ere ye festivities wither down, brother!
Translation: Yo! Fer Real, get yo ass over here before da party ends, bruh!
Example 2:
Lo! Forsooth! Thy mother be so fat, orcs be callin’ her pork, knave!
Translation:
Yo! Fer Real! Yo mama so fat, orcs call her pork, G!
Example 3:
Wing Commander: Alas, blindest she mine eyes with her radiant beauty; ne’er have I seen her equal.
Wingman: Forsooth, brother! Forsooth!
Translation:
Wing Commander: Daaaamn, dat girl be so hot imma go blind! She ain’ like dem other girls.
Wingman: Fer real, bruh! Fer real!
by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith June 26, 2018
Get the Forsoothmug. (Noun)
Qualities that are inherently and existentially incompatible with a society.
(Often combined with the word, “Smite” to form the satisfying catchphrase, “Smite Evil!”)
Qualities that are inherently and existentially incompatible with a society.
(Often combined with the word, “Smite” to form the satisfying catchphrase, “Smite Evil!”)
Example 1:
Lo! Evil is thou for a sea of innocent blood is spilt for thy greed! Now, prepare for thy retribution: ‘Tis time to SMITE EVIL!
Translation: Yo! We ain’ coexistin’ cause you killed a lot for greed. Git ready to be punished: Imma splat yo coexistin’ incompatible ass!
Lo! Evil is thou for a sea of innocent blood is spilt for thy greed! Now, prepare for thy retribution: ‘Tis time to SMITE EVIL!
Translation: Yo! We ain’ coexistin’ cause you killed a lot for greed. Git ready to be punished: Imma splat yo coexistin’ incompatible ass!
by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith August 15, 2019
Get the Evilmug. by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith July 17, 2018
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