Sir Blumpkin's definitions

Flaming Babies

A shot of cum with hot sauce

"That whore up the street loves flaming babies"

by Sir Blumpkin June 2, 2014

Sliquid

Any kind of solid that acts as a liquid.

The sliquid mudslide demolished everything in its path.

by Sir Blumpkin February 10, 2015

Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015

Skeggles

Plural use of the word Skeg. A Skeg is a shark-like fin on a kayak, located underneath, aft and centered on the vessle. Most watercrafts that come with Skegs come with multiple Skegs. They assist with better directional flow of water under the watercraft resulting in more control and elevated speed with less effort.

"Jason, you should do your skeggles. Without them, you might be exhausted before noon."

by Sir Blumpkin June 13, 2023