Definitions by Sir Blumpkin

Skeggles 

Plural use of the word Skeg. A Skeg is a shark-like fin on a kayak, located underneath, aft and centered on the vessle. Most watercrafts that come with Skegs come with multiple Skegs. They assist with better directional flow of water under the watercraft resulting in more control and elevated speed with less effort.

"Jason, you should do your skeggles. Without them, you might be exhausted before noon."

Skeggles by Sir Blumpkin June 13, 2023

Gerbil Juice 

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

Gerbil Juice by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015

Sliquid 

Any kind of solid that acts as a liquid.

The sliquid mudslide demolished everything in its path.

Sliquid by Sir Blumpkin February 10, 2015

Flaming Babies

A shot of cum with hot sauce

"That whore up the street loves flaming babies"

Flaming Babies by Sir Blumpkin June 2, 2014