Venus Fly Trap

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.

Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023

Covid Year

A Covid year is a year that is marked by extreme time dilations where time seems to go by much slower due to tedious chaos and the inability to socialize in person.

Me: So I got together with by brothers last night. We had a nice time going out to dinner.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 20, 2021

vacation euphoria ending

That awful feeling when you know your vacation is coming to an end. Vacation euphoria ending is like a Sunday Psychosis - there's a sense of doom about returning to reality

It's time to go home tomorrow! I have a serious case of vacation euphoria ending!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 19, 2022

homewrecker

The homewrecker is the 24 to 30 pack of beer like keystone light. The alcoholism destroys the family.

Me: So how are things going at home.
Him: Not to good, it's only 11 a.m. and he just bought a homewrecker

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

Fuck You Break

When you need a break for any reason, but it not scheduled, but you need to take break, because, well, fuck you! take a fuck you break.

(In the middle of a no-joke hike
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 16, 2021

hoevorce

When two platonic girlfriends break up

Did you hear Monica and Sue aren't besties anymore? They went through a hoevorce.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 18, 2022

$3,000 o'clock

$3,000 o'clock is both the time and money lost while losing time and money at a casino.

(At the casino)
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 13, 2021