relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.
Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.
Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 10, 2023
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 03, 2021
Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.
Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020
(At the casino)
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 13, 2021
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 05, 2020
The Holy Trinity is a financial situation where you receive your stimulus check, your unemployment with pandemic assistance thrown in and your child support.
Me: Girl - we have to purse shopping today. I think I want a Michael Kors purse.
Them: How can you afford that? You're out of work!
Me: My unemployment, stimulus check and child support all hit today!
Them: Holy crap - that The Holy Trinity!
Them: How can you afford that? You're out of work!
Me: My unemployment, stimulus check and child support all hit today!
Them: Holy crap - that The Holy Trinity!
by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021