Definitions by Siouxsie Supertramp

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023

frientition

This is a person that acts like your friend, but is really in the competition with you. They try to one up you all the time in the frientition.

I am so done with her always competing with me. It's not a friendship it's a frientition.

frientition by Siouxsie Supertramp April 24, 2023

passive aggressive suicide 

Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.

Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.

passive aggressive suicide by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2022

hoevorce 

When two platonic girlfriends break up

Did you hear Monica and Sue aren't besties anymore? They went through a hoevorce.

hoevorce by Siouxsie Supertramp November 18, 2022

convercoaster 

When talking to an emotional, or ADHD friend, the conversation will be all over the place.

Him: Anybody ever tell you that you are all over the place when you talk?
Her: yeah - I call it the convercoaster..give me a break - I'm going thru a breakup.

convercoaster by Siouxsie Supertramp November 17, 2022

vacation euphoria ending

That awful feeling when you know your vacation is coming to an end. Vacation euphoria ending is like a Sunday Psychosis - there's a sense of doom about returning to reality

It's time to go home tomorrow! I have a serious case of vacation euphoria ending!

vacation euphoria ending by Siouxsie Supertramp October 19, 2022

nine inch curls 

The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.

Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)

nine inch curls by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022