Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

Budweiser widow

A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.

Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

background anger

When you overreact to something, but only because your background anger has been building for weeks.

I'm sorry I flipped out over something so small. My background anger over the price of gas and food, my boss, and the holidays has me on edge.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023

Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity.

Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020

President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

accidental capitalist

A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.

Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

hoevorce

When two platonic girlfriends break up

Did you hear Monica and Sue aren't besties anymore? They went through a hoevorce.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 18, 2022

close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.

I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023