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A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.
Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019
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Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.
Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 8, 2021
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Another term for benefits with benefits (which is overused and sounds to much like the "it's complicated" status on Facebook)
Look, I'm really attracted to you, but I don't want to just smash and pass, and I don't want a boyfriend either. Besides your cock is huge and you got game - why don't you be my unboyfriend for a bit? We both know once you put the boyfriend label on it, shit just goes down hill.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2022
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A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.
Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020
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When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.
I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023
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That awful feeling when you know your vacation is coming to an end. Vacation euphoria ending is like a Sunday Psychosis - there's a sense of doom about returning to reality
It's time to go home tomorrow! I have a serious case of vacation euphoria ending!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 19, 2022
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