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Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.
Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2022
Get the passive aggressive suicide mug.A whizcrip is a person who's life is compromised in one area for being differently abled, but excelling in another due to a gift.
Steven Hawking was one helluva a whizcrip; he may have had ALS, but he was one of the greatest geniuses of our time.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the whizcrip mug.Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
Get the tedious chaos mug.Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.
Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.
Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.
Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...
My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!
Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.
Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...
My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021
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Me: Well, I kicked Larry out last night. He's got to find a place to stay.
Her: Where's he going to stay?
Me: I don't know, he's never had a place of his own, he just bums off other people.
Her: I didn't know he was a hobosexual
Her: Where's he going to stay?
Me: I don't know, he's never had a place of his own, he just bums off other people.
Her: I didn't know he was a hobosexual
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021
Get the Hobosexual mug.Easter Bunny is a term for a superficial, shallow women who seems so enticing at first. Upon further review, she's as hollow as an Easter Bunny.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 28, 2023
Get the Easter Bunny mug.When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023
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