Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022

The homewrecker is the 24 to 30 pack of beer like keystone light. The alcoholism destroys the family.
Me: So how are things going at home.
Him: Not to good, it's only 11 a.m. and he just bought a homewrecker
Him: Not to good, it's only 11 a.m. and he just bought a homewrecker
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

When you need a break for any reason, but it not scheduled, but you need to take break, because, well, fuck you! take a fuck you break.
(In the middle of a no-joke hike
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 16, 2021

In many suburbs across the USA, there is not a single ma and pa restaurant or book store. Instead, there is voluminous amount of franchises to the point that the area looks like franchise barf.
I can't even believe this town. We have four chicken places, Popeye, KFC, Mr. Chicken, and Chick-fil-A, same thing with the all the burger places, but not one unique , quaint, or trendy place to eat. The middle of town just looks like franchise barf!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 03, 2020

A decade barrier is when you are so broke that you can't afford a car that was made in the same decade.
Me: I just bought a 2017 Chevy Cruze. I haven't bought a car since 2006!
Them: That's great - you broke the decade barrier.
Them: That's great - you broke the decade barrier.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 05, 2020

Bosnian Mountain Time is the time that you leave the party and/or bar after intending to "just have one drink and leave."
Me: Just so you know, I'm planning on leaving at nine.
Jen: Ok me too
Me: Oh shit it's after nine.
Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time
(time goes by drinks flow)
Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking)
(time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing)
Jen: What time zone are we leaving at?
Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)
Jen: Ok me too
Me: Oh shit it's after nine.
Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time
(time goes by drinks flow)
Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking)
(time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing)
Jen: What time zone are we leaving at?
Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2020

(At the casino)
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 13, 2021
