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nine inch curls

The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.
Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022
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coronafornication

Coronafornication is the excessive amount of sex that you had during the pandemic because there was nothing else to do.
Me: So I barely see my friends with benefits now that the pandemic is over. Life is back to normal and we're both back to working, hobbies, and friends...
Her: So you got laid MORE during the pandemic?
Me: So much coronafornication! Many times a week for over a year!
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021
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emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.
Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023
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close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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tedious chaos

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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whizcrip

A whizcrip is a person who's life is compromised in one area for being differently abled, but excelling in another due to a gift.
Steven Hawking was one helluva a whizcrip; he may have had ALS, but he was one of the greatest geniuses of our time.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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