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A sudden change in mood, either due to a narcissistic partner, someone trauma dumping on tiktok, or the fuckening happening really early in the day.
I was in such a good mood until I got on TraumaTok. I got emotional whiplash. Some people need to treat their secrets like they keep a social security number. Take it to your grave.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
Get the emotional whiplash mug.A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
Get the government colonoscopy mug.That awful feeling when you know your vacation is coming to an end. Vacation euphoria ending is like a Sunday Psychosis - there's a sense of doom about returning to reality
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 19, 2022
Get the vacation euphoria ending mug.A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 26, 2023
Get the Black Thumb mug.The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
Get the mission control mug.A Covid year is a year that is marked by extreme time dilations where time seems to go by much slower due to tedious chaos and the inability to socialize in person.
Me: So I got together with by brothers last night. We had a nice time going out to dinner.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 20, 2021
Get the Covid Year mug.Coronafornication is the excessive amount of sex that you had during the pandemic because there was nothing else to do.
Me: So I barely see my friends with benefits now that the pandemic is over. Life is back to normal and we're both back to working, hobbies, and friends...
Her: So you got laid MORE during the pandemic?
Me: So much coronafornication! Many times a week for over a year!
Her: So you got laid MORE during the pandemic?
Me: So much coronafornication! Many times a week for over a year!
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021
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