Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity is a financial situation where you receive your stimulus check, your unemployment with pandemic assistance thrown in and your child support.

Me: Girl - we have to purse shopping today. I think I want a Michael Kors purse.
Them: How can you afford that? You're out of work!
Me: My unemployment, stimulus check and child support all hit today!
Them: Holy crap - that The Holy Trinity!

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021

Magic Carpet Ride

Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.

My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021

nine inch curls

The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.

Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022

coronafornication

Coronafornication is the excessive amount of sex that you had during the pandemic because there was nothing else to do.

Me: So I barely see my friends with benefits now that the pandemic is over. Life is back to normal and we're both back to working, hobbies, and friends...
Her: So you got laid MORE during the pandemic?
Me: So much coronafornication! Many times a week for over a year!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021

emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.

Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023