A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.
by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023
A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
A person who lives like a gypsy going from new relationships, parents, and friends - they never have a place of their own making them a hobosexual.
Me: Well, I kicked Larry out last night. He's got to find a place to stay.
Her: Where's he going to stay?
Me: I don't know, he's never had a place of his own, he just bums off other people.
Her: I didn't know he was a hobosexual
Her: Where's he going to stay?
Me: I don't know, he's never had a place of his own, he just bums off other people.
Her: I didn't know he was a hobosexual
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 09, 2021
Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023
The Uncanny Valley is a feeling of mixed emotions, like disgust and familiarity at the same time. Like feeling love and hate at the same time, with little in between. People with certain personalities can evoke uncanny valley feelings, people with narcissism, or certain mental health conditions that have a duality to them, can evoke feelings of sympathy and contempt at the same time. It can be expressed mathematically as a reverse bell curve.
The Uncanny Valley of Narcissism is that the person is simulatenously charming and cruel, affectionate and withholding, super fun, yet boring, opinionated, yet stands for nothing. Because you never know if you're getting jekyll or hyde, the target feels an uncanny valley of emotions.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2023
Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022
A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.
Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020