clawfee

When you have a white claw with your breakfast instead of a coffee, it's a clawfee.

Me: I'm stopping at the gas station for donuts. Do you need anything?
Him: I'm just going to get a clawfee.
Me: Not a bad idea...it's five o'clock somewhere!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022

Disorder Potpourri

When you're dating a fuckboy and realize that he has more issues than anybody you've ever dated before. He's got mommy issues, definitely narcissistic, and OCD, it's a disorder potpourri.

You still dating Killian?

No, that dude has disorder potpourri. By the end, I felt like I was dating someone with multiple personality disorder. It depended on which of his issues were taking charge that day. His issues would bring Freud himself to his knees.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Magic Carpet Ride

Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.

My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 09, 2021

coronafornication

Coronafornication is the excessive amount of sex that you had during the pandemic because there was nothing else to do.

Me: So I barely see my friends with benefits now that the pandemic is over. Life is back to normal and we're both back to working, hobbies, and friends...
Her: So you got laid MORE during the pandemic?
Me: So much coronafornication! Many times a week for over a year!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021

square dancing

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4

I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 04, 2021

$3,000 o'clock

$3,000 o'clock is both the time and money lost while losing time and money at a casino.

(At the casino)
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 13, 2021

Taste the blackout

When I drink is so good, you know you're going to drink until you blackout.

Him: How's your Long Island Iced Tea?
Me: I can taste taste the blackout.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 05, 2020