Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions
Sex with a narcissist is nex (narcissist sex). Nex is usually the best sex can get, which keeps you around for a minute even after you notice the toxic behaviors.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023

Wall-E World is the startling realization that the 2008 Disney Pixar film is becoming a real-time documentary instead of dystopian fiction.
Me: I can't believe the sun looks so hazy. I've just never seen a sun that quite like this before.
Them: It looks like that because of the raging forest fires
Me: That's literally happening at the other end of the continent...
Them: Welcome to Wall-E World
Them: It looks like that because of the raging forest fires
Me: That's literally happening at the other end of the continent...
Them: Welcome to Wall-E World
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2021

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.
Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

Him: Anybody ever tell you that you are all over the place when you talk?
Her: yeah - I call it the convercoaster..give me a break - I'm going thru a breakup.
Her: yeah - I call it the convercoaster..give me a break - I'm going thru a breakup.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 17, 2022

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.
Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021

narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
