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Definitions by Siouxsie Supertramp

Taste the blackout 

When I drink is so good, you know you're going to drink until you blackout.
Him: How's your Long Island Iced Tea?
Me: I can taste taste the blackout.

Two inches left 

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

Grammar Outlaw

A grammar outlaw is the opposite of a grammar nazi. Grammar outlaws will use a group pronoun instead of a singular she or he, for instance, grammatically correct, but just because it fits better. Grammar outlaws can - or is that may - use words that flow for conversational purposes.
Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know. CAN, you?
Me: Listen (bitch). You think me a grammar outlaw, but I'm not. This is not a failure to communicate. You know exactly what I mean. When colloquialisms become ubiquitious, everyone understands their meaning. Now CAN you write me the pass or not

Bosnian Mountain Time 

Bosnian Mountain Time is the time that you leave the party and/or bar after intending to "just have one drink and leave."
Me: Just so you know, I'm planning on leaving at nine.
Jen: Ok me too
Me: Oh shit it's after nine.
Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time
(time goes by drinks flow)
Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking)
(time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing)
Jen: What time zone are we leaving at?
Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)

Pimp spit stories 

Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.
I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.

tedious chaos 

A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.

Prosperity Preacher 

Prosperity preachers preach in mega-churches. Their motives range from being highly suspect to downright unscrupulous.
Him: Can you believe Joel Osteen didn't open his church during that hurricane in Texas?
Me: What do you expect from a prosperity preacher