Simon Daniele's definitions

Star Fukker

A person who consciously aims to have sex with celebrities and then brags about it to their friends or the press to bolster or boost their ego or social status. It's also a word that will pass through any e-mail marshall a corporate business may have.

Person A "I just had sex with Brad Pitt. He's so good in bed."
Person B "You know what...you're such a Star Fukker"

by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005

Dope Humour

Humour created when stoned.

It's only funny when you're stoned that's because it's Dope Humour

by Simon Daniele December 29, 2007

Semi-celebrity

someone who isn't an instantly recognisable celebrity but isn't one of the masses. Someone that has some sort of celebrity status but their status is temporary - like someone who is on Big Brother or a weather girl or a drag queen

That guy is the guy who just got evicted from Big Brother - he's such a semi-celebrity.

I feel like Im a semi-celebrity

You think you're a celebrity, but you're a nobody...not even a semi-celebrity

She is sooooo semi-celebrity

by Simon Daniele August 7, 2005

fizzacular

Fizzacular is a spectacular fizzle.

I bombed out in my final exams - it was fizzacular.

by Simon Daniele September 10, 2015

Japanapple

Japanese apple. Grown from apple trees farmed in Japan. Smaller in size and more juicy than usual apples. Slightly more expensive than traditional Western apples.

Person A: "That apple taste delicious - it's fruity and juicy and miniature in size"

Person B: "Hey I've seen those apples before - they're grown in Japan aren't they?"

Person A: "Yeah these apples are from Japan. They're expensive...They're Japanapples"

Person B: "Oh I Love Japanapples, can I have one?"

by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005

Stylishly Wog

To have ultimate European style

That leather jacket made him look stylishly wog

by Simon Daniele October 9, 2009

Hoe with the Dough

Woman with money. Possibly a prostitute

Check her out! She's a Hoe with the Dough

by Simon Daniele December 29, 2007