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Cock-Sleeve

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People who worked for and/or is Dracula, in some instances is a Vampire
1. Dracula You Cock-Sleeve!

2. "My great great grandson Richter Belmont is a motherfucking Cock-Sleeve!" --- Simon Belmont
by Simon Belmont March 18, 2019
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zpaul

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the essence of perfection achieved by those named Paul. The lower the letter in the alphabet, the less happiness and perfection.
fpaul, mpaul, tpaul, zpaul
Be happy be wise
by Simon Belmont August 30, 2003
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thronedom

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to live while sitting in a chair.
by Simon Belmont August 30, 2003
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Hemet

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City in California. Home of half of Mary from Hemet.
"Hey, let's get in the car so we can drive to Hemet and hit mary with an ugly stick! Oh wait, someone already did. Damn."
by Simon Belmont January 20, 2003
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