Simmaniac's definitions

Limbo dance

The Limbo dance is a dance contest in which dancers take turns who can dance lowest below a limbo bar.

He fell over backwards when trying to do the Limbo dance.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021

Insurrection

A revolt against legal and government authority in an effort to overthrow the government.

The President was impeached because it was believed he had encouraged the insurrection.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021

Trumpet

A musical brass instrument,

or a puppet supporter of Trump who follows their cult leader blindly.

Blow the trumpet, the four horsemen are coming.
The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021

FICA tax

Federal taxes that are taken out of your paycheck before you get paid if you live in the United States or work for a US company. Usually refers to payroll taxes that are reported on IRS form 941.

The employer matches the employee's share of FICA tax except for the income tax withheld.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021

Office Depot

Office Depot is a boring store that sells boring products for boring workplaces. Once in awhile, you might find some sales reps with "interesting" personalities.

I dare you to go into Office Depot dressed as a Jedi Knight.

by Simmaniac January 20, 2021