49 definitions by Silky Smooth
phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
a heterosexual three-way sex session, involving either two men and one woman or two women and one man; as opposed to a "choo-choo' (which involves three gay men or three lesbians)
by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004
A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!
by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003
by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003
1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want
by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003
1) a cross-dressing man who actually looks like a woman; or
2) a man who either had a sex change operation or in undergoing hormone treatment to become a woman
2) a man who either had a sex change operation or in undergoing hormone treatment to become a woman
I don't have a problem with cross-dressers per se. My problem is when you can't tell that "she" is really a "he!"
by Silky Smooth March 10, 2004
A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!
by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004