Silent Barracuda's definitions

two hit fight

It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."

A two hit fight is one where 1) I hit you, and 2) you hit the ground.

by Silent Barracuda February 27, 2014

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

Mermaicatious

Having the seductive quality of a mermaid, who draws people in without saying a word. A smile, a flip of the hair, or an extended gaze.

Look at that woman across the bar. She pulls in men with a wink, she is so mermaicatious without trying.

by Silent Barracuda July 22, 2019

digilingus

The joy of a woman enjoying digits (fingers) in side of her

Kissing is fun, but watching TV, a little digilingus makes the commercial break more fun.

by Silent Barracuda June 2, 2019

pregnancy bait

A woman so attractive that multiple men want to have sex her, and potentially make her pregnant,

I saw her first, she is my pregnancy bait,

by Silent Barracuda August 18, 2019

zoostack

A person so large and muscle-bound as to block the sun, and is intimidating by his size.

Don’t piss off the bouncer, he’s a real zoostack.

by Silent Barracuda August 19, 2019

130 ounce gallon

An overachiever or a person who does more than required. Derived from the fact that a gallon is 128 ounces, and 130 is more than a gallon.

Of course he is working another 14-hour day, he's a 130 ounce gallon.

by Silent Barracuda August 30, 2019