Silent Barracuda's definitions

two hit fight

It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."

A two hit fight is one where 1) I hit you, and 2) you hit the ground.

by Silent Barracuda February 27, 2014

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

Lenny Bruce Moment

A Lenny Bruce Moment occurs when a person says something offensive just to shock the people in the room. It is named for the legendary 1960s New York City comedian and social commentator, Lenny Bruce.

I can't believe she said that. She was being offensive to get attention, her Lenny Bruce Moment.

by Silent Barracuda October 18, 2018

Prison Purse

A prison purse is a vagina when used to conceal prison contraband, such as drugs or weapons.

"Don't worry, I got drugs in my prison purse, where the guards can't search."

by Silent Barracuda October 19, 2018

Mermaicatious

Having the seductive quality of a mermaid, who draws people in without saying a word. A smile, a flip of the hair, or an extended gaze.

Look at that woman across the bar. She pulls in men with a wink, she is so mermaicatious without trying.

by Silent Barracuda July 22, 2019

digilingus

The joy of a woman enjoying digits (fingers) in side of her

Kissing is fun, but watching TV, a little digilingus makes the commercial break more fun.

by Silent Barracuda June 2, 2019

pregnancy bait

A woman so attractive that multiple men want to have sex her, and potentially make her pregnant,

I saw her first, she is my pregnancy bait,

by Silent Barracuda August 18, 2019