A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.
I have a rule with Edith: I only hang out with her before sunset. She’s strictly a day friend. The last night we went out, she released a family of raccoons in the club “because they need to dance too.”
by Sickomonster March 07, 2023
A sibling of the term “body dysmorphia,” money dysmorphia refers to people who have a distorted view of their own financial well-being and security. It can lead to overspending to compensate for missing out, obsessively checking the balance in their bank accounts, or hoarding wealth and not doing anything with it.
multiple friends are in Thailand and Southeast Asia for spring break according to instagram and it triggered my money dysmorphia. Meanwhile I can barely afford a Pad Thai
by Sickomonster April 16, 2025
The canadiano, also known as caffè canadiano or Canadian, is a coffee drink prepared by diluting an espresso shot with hot water at a 1:3 to 1:4 ratio.
by Sickomonster March 10, 2025
A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.
Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.
by Sickomonster December 28, 2020
The Kaeyli (Fka yhivi), also called that one hot Woman that has a magnificent burp, is a member of the family Hominidae and can be found making artisanal teas at home and exploring novel ways to make humpback whales hotter. She is a global advocate for Voice-to-Text correspondences even though she can also compose Pultizer-prize winning text message chains about on a whim. She is sexy, intelligent, and possesses a quick wit.
by Sickomonster November 05, 2023
A play on the word “blockbuster,” appropriated for grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services enjoyed from the comfort of your couch instead of a theater.
I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
by Sickomonster January 03, 2023