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Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
by Sickomonster January 1, 2021
Get the stimmy mug.A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.
I have a rule with Edith: I only hang out with her before sunset. She’s strictly a day friend. The last night we went out, she released a family of raccoons in the club “because they need to dance too.”
by Sickomonster March 7, 2023
Get the day friend mug.Invented by Zhang Shifan in 2012, the facekini is essentially what you think it is: a bikini for your face. It’s a mask designed for swimmers and beachgoers which covers the head and reveals only the eyes, nose, and mouth. It quickly turned into a fashion trend despite its original use for protecting one’s face from the sun and irritants (because why not).
by Sickomonster June 23, 2023
Get the Facekini mug.I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
by Sickomonster July 7, 2021
Get the gay cold mug.When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.
From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.
Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.
Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺
by Sickomonster December 4, 2024
Get the shock and aww mug.The effect Taylor Swift has on ticket prices and the economies of cities and local businesses.
Due to the limited supply of tickets and high demand, fans pay anything - nosebleeds cost as much as $1,500 per seat - to attend a concert. The costs to see Swift aren’t just limited to the price of a ticket but also hotel prices, merch (t-shirts are $55 and hoodies are $75) and other associated costs.
Due to the limited supply of tickets and high demand, fans pay anything - nosebleeds cost as much as $1,500 per seat - to attend a concert. The costs to see Swift aren’t just limited to the price of a ticket but also hotel prices, merch (t-shirts are $55 and hoodies are $75) and other associated costs.
by Sickomonster July 8, 2023
Get the Swiftonomics mug.A play on the word “blockbuster,” appropriated for grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services enjoyed from the comfort of your couch instead of a theater.
I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
by Sickomonster January 3, 2023
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