Un-equally Yoked

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.
Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.
by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023
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lesbilly

Backwoods Boone county WV lesbians.

The most butch lesbians around. Slang talking, snuff spitting, dirty tighty whitey wearing, crotch scratching and finger sniffing in public lesbians. Lesbian porn actors working with banjos playing and more hair than a barber shop floor.
Omg Lindsey, that lesbilly has more hair on her vj than Donald Trump has on his head!!
by Sick MikeyG June 12, 2019
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Gooswapper

A girl who engages in scissoring another female with her vagina preloaded with semen from an earlier encounter that day and rubs it all over the vagina of her unexpecting partner.
Oh my I wonder if Haleigh knows Teresa is a Gooswapper? I hope Haleigh doesn't end up pregnant!
by Sick MikeyG August 01, 2024
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BARRACOOTER

Refers to the vaginal condition of a female who has gone a tad bit longer than acceptable since washing and douching herself. A vagina referred to as not only smelling fishy but predator fishy.
Damn dude did you smell Lisa's BARRACOOTER when she walked by? She needs to hose that thing out!
by Sick MikeyG April 11, 2021
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