Definitions by Sick MikeyG
Shit Shingles
Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.
Shit Shingles by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021
Soured Nooder
The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.
OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!
Soured Nooder by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
Bloomer Bloney
The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.
Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.
Bloomer Bloney by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
maaaaaan
The all in one excuse, whine, and expression of disgust from a top notch slacker. The moan of an extremely lazy person when confronted with a request to do work.
I asked Nick to help me clean up the mess he made. All I heard him say was, "Come on, maaaaaan, I gotta go do something right now."
maaaaaan by Sick MikeyG October 9, 2020
skankard
Skankard.
A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!
skankard by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019
lesbilly
Backwoods Boone county WV lesbians.
The most butch lesbians around. Slang talking, snuff spitting, dirty tighty whitey wearing, crotch scratching and finger sniffing in public lesbians. Lesbian porn actors working with banjos playing and more hair than a barber shop floor.
The most butch lesbians around. Slang talking, snuff spitting, dirty tighty whitey wearing, crotch scratching and finger sniffing in public lesbians. Lesbian porn actors working with banjos playing and more hair than a barber shop floor.
lesbilly by Sick MikeyG June 12, 2019