Sick MikeyG's definitions

maaaaaan

The all in one excuse, whine, and expression of disgust from a top notch slacker. The moan of an extremely lazy person when confronted with a request to do work.

I asked Nick to help me clean up the mess he made. All I heard him say was, "Come on, maaaaaan, I gotta go do something right now."

by Sick MikeyG October 9, 2020

Fag Racing

When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.

Dude, did you see Trent and Franco fag racing over there? They're soooo gay!

by Sick MikeyG May 3, 2021

BARRACOOTER

Refers to the vaginal condition of a female who has gone a tad bit longer than acceptable since washing and douching herself. A vagina referred to as not only smelling fishy but predator fishy.

Damn dude did you smell Lisa's BARRACOOTER when she walked by? She needs to hose that thing out!

by Sick MikeyG April 11, 2021

Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.

Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

lesbilly

Backwoods Boone county WV lesbians.

The most butch lesbians around. Slang talking, snuff spitting, dirty tighty whitey wearing, crotch scratching and finger sniffing in public lesbians. Lesbian porn actors working with banjos playing and more hair than a barber shop floor.

Omg Lindsey, that lesbilly has more hair on her vj than Donald Trump has on his head!!

by Sick MikeyG June 12, 2019

Zombpussie

The term used to describe the condition that occurs when a bearded man gets into a hot steamy shower the morning after a long session of eating pussy and the scent and taste are reanimated by the substances in his beard being steamed back to life.

Hey man, after eating Jill's pussy all night I ran into some serious Zombpussie in the shower this morning. It was like she was sitting on my face again but I knew she was gone.

by Sick MikeyG November 1, 2025

Gooswapper

A girl who engages in scissoring another female with her vagina preloaded with semen from an earlier encounter that day and rubs it all over the vagina of her unexpecting partner.

Oh my I wonder if Haleigh knows Teresa is a Gooswapper? I hope Haleigh doesn't end up pregnant!

by Sick MikeyG August 1, 2024