Sick MikeyG's definitions

skankard

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.

Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!

by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019

lesbilly

Backwoods Boone county WV lesbians.

The most butch lesbians around. Slang talking, snuff spitting, dirty tighty whitey wearing, crotch scratching and finger sniffing in public lesbians. Lesbian porn actors working with banjos playing and more hair than a barber shop floor.

Omg Lindsey, that lesbilly has more hair on her vj than Donald Trump has on his head!!

by Sick MikeyG June 12, 2019

Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.

Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Soured Nooder

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.

OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Shit Shingles

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.

Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.

by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021

BARRACOOTER

Refers to the vaginal condition of a female who has gone a tad bit longer than acceptable since washing and douching herself. A vagina referred to as not only smelling fishy but predator fishy.

Damn dude did you smell Lisa's BARRACOOTER when she walked by? She needs to hose that thing out!

by Sick MikeyG April 11, 2021

Fag Racing

When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.

Dude, did you see Trent and Franco fag racing over there? They're soooo gay!

by Sick MikeyG May 3, 2021