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skankard

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!
by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019
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lesbilly

Backwoods Boone county WV lesbians.

The most butch lesbians around. Slang talking, snuff spitting, dirty tighty whitey wearing, crotch scratching and finger sniffing in public lesbians. Lesbian porn actors working with banjos playing and more hair than a barber shop floor.
Omg Lindsey, that lesbilly has more hair on her vj than Donald Trump has on his head!!
by Sick MikeyG June 12, 2019
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Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.
Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
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Soured Nooder

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.
OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
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maaaaaan

The all in one excuse, whine, and expression of disgust from a top notch slacker. The moan of an extremely lazy person when confronted with a request to do work.
I asked Nick to help me clean up the mess he made. All I heard him say was, "Come on, maaaaaan, I gotta go do something right now."
by Sick MikeyG October 9, 2020
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Un-equally Yoked

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.
Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.
by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023
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Shit Shingles

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.
Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.
by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021
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