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Rotten Cotton

Used to define the cotton crotch area of a pair of dirty panties saturated in but not limited to vaginal fluid, sweat, semen, ass chowder and saliva. Also may me used in reference to a condition associated with panty cotton in the above state.
Oh my doesn't she look greasy and nasty? I'd imagine she has the Rotten Cotton in her trousers as well!
by Sick MikeyG December 10, 2025
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Zombpussie

The term used to describe the condition that occurs when a bearded man gets into a hot steamy shower the morning after a long session of eating pussy and the scent and taste are reanimated by the substances in his beard being steamed back to life.
Hey man, after eating Jill's pussy all night I ran into some serious Zombpussie in the shower this morning. It was like she was sitting on my face again but I knew she was gone.
by Sick MikeyG November 1, 2025
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Dayaftertaffy

The smelly sticky viscous goo left on the vagina lips and the area between the lips and inner thigh after a cum load was deposited the night before. Generally found in hot humid climates where it marinates over night with sweat and urine making it more pungent.
Oh my I was scratching my pussy this morning after I took a pounding last night and under my fingernails I discovered I have dayaftertaffy!
by Sick MikeyG February 6, 2025
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Gooswapper

A girl who engages in scissoring another female with her vagina preloaded with semen from an earlier encounter that day and rubs it all over the vagina of her unexpecting partner.
Oh my I wonder if Haleigh knows Teresa is a Gooswapper? I hope Haleigh doesn't end up pregnant!
by Sick MikeyG August 1, 2024
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Un-equally Yoked

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.
Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.
by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023
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Fag Racing

When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.
Dude, did you see Trent and Franco fag racing over there? They're soooo gay!
by Sick MikeyG May 3, 2021
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BARRACOOTER

Refers to the vaginal condition of a female who has gone a tad bit longer than acceptable since washing and douching herself. A vagina referred to as not only smelling fishy but predator fishy.
Damn dude did you smell Lisa's BARRACOOTER when she walked by? She needs to hose that thing out!
by Sick MikeyG April 11, 2021
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