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lesbilly

Backwoods Boone county WV lesbians.

The most butch lesbians around. Slang talking, snuff spitting, dirty tighty whitey wearing, crotch scratching and finger sniffing in public lesbians. Lesbian porn actors working with banjos playing and more hair than a barber shop floor.
Omg Lindsey, that lesbilly has more hair on her vj than Donald Trump has on his head!!
by Sick MikeyG June 12, 2019
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Fag Racing

When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.
Dude, did you see Trent and Franco fag racing over there? They're soooo gay!
by Sick MikeyG May 3, 2021
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Soured Nooder

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.
OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
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maaaaaan

The all in one excuse, whine, and expression of disgust from a top notch slacker. The moan of an extremely lazy person when confronted with a request to do work.
I asked Nick to help me clean up the mess he made. All I heard him say was, "Come on, maaaaaan, I gotta go do something right now."
by Sick MikeyG October 9, 2020
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Gooswapper

A girl who engages in scissoring another female with her vagina preloaded with semen from an earlier encounter that day and rubs it all over the vagina of her unexpecting partner.
Oh my I wonder if Haleigh knows Teresa is a Gooswapper? I hope Haleigh doesn't end up pregnant!
by Sick MikeyG August 1, 2024
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Dayaftertaffy

The smelly sticky viscous goo left on the vagina lips and the area between the lips and inner thigh after a cum load was deposited the night before. Generally found in hot humid climates where it marinates over night with sweat and urine making it more pungent.
Oh my I was scratching my pussy this morning after I took a pounding last night and under my fingernails I discovered I have dayaftertaffy!
by Sick MikeyG February 6, 2025
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Un-equally Yoked

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.
Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.
by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023
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