Soured Nooder

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.
OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
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lesbilly

Backwoods Boone county WV lesbians.

The most butch lesbians around. Slang talking, snuff spitting, dirty tighty whitey wearing, crotch scratching and finger sniffing in public lesbians. Lesbian porn actors working with banjos playing and more hair than a barber shop floor.
Omg Lindsey, that lesbilly has more hair on her vj than Donald Trump has on his head!!
by Sick MikeyG June 12, 2019
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Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.
Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
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Fag Racing

When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.
Dude, did you see Trent and Franco fag racing over there? They're soooo gay!
by Sick MikeyG May 03, 2021
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skankard

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!
by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019
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Shit Shingles

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.
Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.
by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021
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Dayaftertaffy

The smelly sticky viscous goo left on the vagina lips and the area between the lips and inner thigh after a cum load was deposited the night before. Generally found in hot humid climates where it marinates over night with sweat and urine making it more pungent.
Oh my I was scratching my pussy this morning after I took a pounding last night and under my fingernails I discovered I have dayaftertaffy!
by Sick MikeyG February 06, 2025
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