Shwaggy 's definitions

yiddish

bastard language of Hebrew and German, used because until recently the Hebrew language was not conducive to conversation. every word is filled with untranslatable connotations, which makes it an excellent swearing language. also holds the most potent insult in the world: paskudnyak

spoken often in New York without actual knowledge of meanings. Almost always heard in combination with English.

Classic yiddish words: shlep, schmuck, klutz, mensch, bagel, and the wonderful -nik nouns (beatnik, nogoodnik...)

by Shwaggy September 6, 2004

meth

A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.

You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.

by Shwaggy August 29, 2016

something positive

a hilarious, if vulgar, webcomic centered on a group of friends. not to be viewed by the very young, overly religious, or easily upset.

www.somethingpositive.net check it out.

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

paskudnyak

Yiddish insult. THE most potent and offensive insult known to man. it has so much connotation that cannot be truly defined that the closest you can come to its meaning is "horrible person". no other definition has the meaning, and there is no way to convey how powerful that word is. Use with caution.

Hitler was a prime example of a paskudnyak. You'd be hard pressed to come up with others.

by Shwaggy September 6, 2004

jewdar

a nonexistent ability that people claim to have. such people believe they can "sense" a Jew. obviously this is impossible unless the Jew has the distinctive hairstyle of the Orthodox sect or is wearing a yarmulke, since Jews aren't another race and look just like everyone else.

some guy: according to my jewdar, you're Jewish.
me: yeah, and the fact that I'm wearing a star of david had nothing to do with it. shmuck.

by Shwaggy January 15, 2004

swag

Scientific Wild-Ass Guess

"How did you figure out the meaning of life, Joe?"
"oh, I just made a swag and got lucky."

by Shwaggy December 3, 2003

jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

by Shwaggy February 13, 2004