Definitions by Shut Up Morans

Romneysia 

When you can't remember which self serving lie you told last.

Dave: That fuckin' Larry will say anything to get what he wants.

Eddie: Yeah, he told Ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is totally straight now. That's the only way he was ever gonna get into her panties. That girl is not gonna give up that pussy to no bisexual.

Dave: Larry, straight? Sheeeit, that motherfucker's got Romneysia. He went down on Coach Edwards last week, after practice.

Romneysia by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Mittle Class 

Owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.

No, son, we're not rich. We're Mittle Class. Lots of people own yachts that can circumnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.

Mittle Class by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

birther

Dull witted racist. Most are victims of sexual assault by several of their parents, step-parents and moms boyfriends, but have suppressed the memories.

A: Why does Johnny get in fights at school so often?

B: Who knows?

A: I think he's a Birther.

birther by Shut Up Morans May 21, 2011