Shuaman's definitions

double wide

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

by Shuaman November 26, 2017

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020

Heroiana

Mong weed that knocks you out like heroin, often caused by leaving the buds on the plant too long.

Damn, B, that shit we smoked last night was the heroiana, I couldn't move for three hours straight!

by Shuaman November 25, 2018

Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

by Shuaman June 6, 2022

girl garden

The mons pubis of a woman.

Going out with Tony on Saturday.

That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?

Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.

by Shuaman September 9, 2018

four pinter

A girl you need to drink four pints of beer to find attractive.

What about her?

Four pinter at best.

Harsh, dude.

by Shuaman February 12, 2018

an Australian kiss

Blowjob because it's a kiss down under.

Do you want an Australian kiss?

What's that?

A kiss down under.

by Shuaman December 14, 2016