Shuaman's definitions

Slo-blo

A slow poke. The oral kind.

Don't be such a slo-blo, Marsha!

Fuck you, cunt.

by Shuaman September 1, 2021

numb juice

Alcohol.

Imma go to the store and gemme some numb juice, yo!

by Shuaman November 10, 2022

Muskavite

A supporter or follower of Elon Musk.

You bought a Tezzie? Don't tell me you a Muskavite?

Sure am. Love the Elon.

by Shuaman June 6, 2022

My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.

Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

the oil was low

Someone who's bad in bed.

Finally, hooked up with Julie last night.

How was she?

The oil was low.

Bummer.

by Shuaman February 2, 2020

ubuser

n. Unpleasant, annoying or foul fellow passenger in an express pool. An uber abuser.

What's the matter, babe?

Hellish ride from the airport. Got stuck with an ubuser. Jammed the front seat back to my knees and sang show tunes the whole way.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

Housekeeping

Sex with the missus

Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!

by Shuaman December 31, 2016