Muthapukka

Excellent or first class. Variation on the Anglo-Indian word 'pukka,' which means genuine or very good. British.

Simon's new motor is well pukka.

It's not just pukka, it's muthapukka!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Hotloaf

To defecate on someone.

I'm down with the brown, love to hotloaf them titties, yo!

by Shuaman July 10, 2020

Up swanny

To get pregnant. British.

Hear about Ginny, she's up swanny!

Oops!

by Shuaman November 16, 2021

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

Jalapeno handjob

When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.

Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!

by Shuaman April 17, 2017

dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 07, 2018

Shrapnel

Cocaine; especially a line that has been insufficiently chopped and contains large chunks.

Dude, that was some shrapnel.

That's what happens when you try and chop a line with your library card.

by Shuaman July 05, 2019