Definitions by Shuaman

Gazelda 

A sporty or long legged girl.

Wow, your girl is fast, huh?

Yeah, she's a bit of a gazelda.

Gazelda by Shuaman May 29, 2019

Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

Condom pocket by Shuaman April 27, 2019

pain in the pooer 

Something annoying or difficult to do. British.

Martin's coming over later.

Really? That's guy's a real pain in the pooer.

pain in the pooer by Shuaman April 18, 2019

Fire the revulva 

Female masturbation.

Coming out tonight?

Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.

Fire the revulva by Shuaman March 23, 2019

Felonious Monk 

A criminal.

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.

Felonious Monk by Shuaman March 2, 2019

sleep depraved 

When you keep having sexy dreams.

I'm so sleep depraved at the moment, I'm having wet dreams every night!

sleep depraved by Shuaman February 26, 2019

Heroiana 

Mong weed that knocks you out like heroin, often caused by leaving the buds on the plant too long.

Damn, B, that shit we smoked last night was the heroiana, I couldn't move for three hours straight!

Heroiana by Shuaman November 25, 2018