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Comfybum

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Soft toilet tissue as opposed to Izal toilet paper normally found in public toilets in the 60's and 70's and in military barrack blocks well into the 80's.
I need a shit, I hope these public toilets have comfybum!
by Shrek's Dad January 15, 2024
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Plastic Tits

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Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.
Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.
by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011
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