Definitions by Shrek's Dad
Comfybum
Soft toilet tissue as opposed to Izal toilet paper normally found in public toilets in the 60's and 70's and in military barrack blocks well into the 80's.
Comfybum by Shrek's Dad January 15, 2024
Plastic Tits
Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.
Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.
Plastic Tits by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011