Definitions by Shouty McShout

sweetard 

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality

Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.

sweetard by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005

homtastic 

Combination of homosexual and fantastic.

Something that is fantastically gay

Dave: Did you see that pink jeep
Pete: Yeah, it was homtastic

homtastic by Shouty McShout April 11, 2005

homist 

combination of gay and buddist.
A homosexual preacher or rights activist.

Dave: Pete, Can you stop going on about gay rights you are becoming a homist
Pete: What's a homist
Dave: Peter Thatchell

homist by Shouty McShout April 11, 2005

homocide 

A death by homosexual act. Either a murder, suicide or accident

Captain Dave: Detective, I want you to go downtown and investigate the detah of that gay fella who choked on that horses cock
Detective Pete: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have ourselves a homocide

homocide by Shouty McShout April 11, 2005

homish 

For a guy act gay, poofy, girly or generally mince around

Pete:Did you see that guy prancing around last night in the pub
Dave: Yeah, he was acting so homish

homish by Shouty McShout April 11, 2005

homtasm 

Homosexual or gay Ghost, spectre, phantom

Pete: I woke up this morning and my ass is sore as hell

Dave: You must of been buttfucked in the night by a homtasm

homtasm by Shouty McShout March 29, 2005