Mookie Blaylock

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

by Shougo February 21, 2022

Zotye

when you rub one out while behind the wheel of a Chinese knockoff

That Zotye was so dope.

by Shougo June 11, 2022

Criminal Minds

a seemingly endless procedural crime drama that follows FBI profilers who offer pithy dialogue and morbid overuse of the word 'unsub.'

Criminal Minds hasn't been worth shite since Mandy Patinkin left.

by Shougo February 20, 2022

Sir Lord Twistie

An extremely powerful Revenant, perceived as a shadowy ethereal entity that pervades your consciousness.

She was overcome with horror at the ghastly appearance of the Revenant Sir Lord Twistie.

by Shougo March 22, 2022

Crispy Crowns

giving god tier head, usually performed in the bathroom while on the throne

even better than Ore-Ida tater tots cause it's crunchy on the outside and fluffy inside

That was some madness last night, got some tasty crispy crowns.

by Shougo May 21, 2022

scarlettjohansson'sbum

A mystical bum that was said to grant divine powers to anyone that can enter her domain.

Not gonna lie, scarlettjohansson'sbum is hallowed ground..

by Shougo January 30, 2025

Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 20, 2024