Shockquan JaRilious's definitions

Shnazia

When your diarrhea is to corny and chunky that it forces butt-sweats.

John, “How do you feel Jack?”
Jack, “Not great i had to deal with disgustingly smelly Shnazia!”

by Shockquan JaRilious August 18, 2018

Bama

A person who is both a Karen as well as a Boomer.

This crazy person called Bama, will do the following:
-sue the ref at a game for making a bad call.
-invite random strangers into her car and drive them somewhere.
-handout pennies, raisins, or little packets of jelly out for Halloween.
-ask irrelevant questions to things that have clear and obvious answers.
-share her game progress from her iPad to people in her family.
-like Tom Brady because he is “cute”.
-ask to speak to the fast food place’s manager because they forget a ketchup packet.
-spends thousands of dollars on HSN then wonder where her money went.

If you have a Bama in your household, be very careful because they can make you question reality.
Good luck to all the families who have a Bama in them, may God bless you and stay strong.

I have to go and visit Bama because her house got tp’d for handing out raisins for Halloween.

by Shockquan JaRilious December 15, 2019

Shmurda Money

Sounds like something illegal but is just another term for a lot of money

“I’m out to go and get that Shmurda Money”

by Shockquan JaRilious December 10, 2018

Bamas

A gangster grandma who is a mental undomesticated hermaphrodite and owns a Dopal and Heinzle-Peen.

Stop being such a “Bamas” your driving me crazy!

by Shockquan JaRilious February 17, 2019

Hardunkachud

Short way of saying, “a whole bunch of crap”.

Mary, “What did you do at the party?”
Mel, “Hardunkachud.”

by Shockquan JaRilious December 10, 2018