Shock Smoove's definitions

homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.

Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.

by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023

fuck them kids

Response to when someone says “it’s for the kids”.

Alternatively, a response when someone says Wu-Tang is for the kids

But Wu-Tang is for the kids

Fuck them kids!!

by Shock Smoove December 27, 2021

fuck them kids

Response when someone says “what about the kids?” or “It’s for the kids”. Alternatively, a response to Wu-Tang being for the kids

But Wu-Tang is for the kids

Fuck them kids!!

by Shock Smoove December 27, 2021

Wrenches

The same as a ratchet, but what you whisper to your friend when they are in your presence so they don't know what you're saying.

Derived from the word ratchet, which is derived from the tool, hence wrench.

Can be used singular or plural

Fuck, too many wrenches up in here.

That wrench is asking to get bitch slapped.

by Shock Smoove September 23, 2012

backcut

Term used in school where a kid is in line for the beanery, cafeteria food, or vending machine, and you allow a friend to cut behind you to skip the other students in line to avoid waiting longer.

Can be used for anything else where kids are lining up to purchase something.

Dude let me cut you!

You can backcut me.

by Shock Smoove January 18, 2011

whops

A bay area word meaning police.

There go the whops right there.

Put that 8th in under your seat.

by Shock Smoove November 17, 2010

spot shopping

The intention of going to the store to buy one thing but you look for other things you may want.

I went spot shopping at Wal-Mart the other day and left the store with a cart full of junk.

by Shock Smoove October 23, 2010