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porn but in your head. also known as an imagination wank. its just ware you wank to nothing but wot your thinking of and the good thing is it can be anyone, anyware in any hole! be careful tho if the person you are thinking of finds out you was thinking of them then thay may cry imagination rape!
yeah man that imagination wank was the best ever!britney spears in her hay day made for sum mint mind porn!
by shlongus the pillager July 5, 2008
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by Shlongus The Pillager July 1, 2008
Get the giff mug.a term used to describe a sausage roll? don't no what i mean? turn the son of a bitch round and check out the end of it!
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Get the quim phlegm mug.someone who manages to seduce and intice a member of the female sex. he does this using nothing but his lyrical magic. in laments terms he can fuck a woman in her mind with song.
by Shlongus The Pillager July 1, 2008
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king chong a prime example is a chap called mark gavey resiting of the smithy bridge area near holling worth lake
by Shlongus The Pillager June 29, 2008
Get the king chong mug.a commonly used name for a short, fat, african/american lookin fool AKA Ice Cube the rapper. commonly found in groups of gang members some which have aids. one of thes is another gang member formally known as easy E the rapper with HIV AKA Easy Aids, now deceased.
by Shlongus The Pillager June 28, 2008
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