Hairies

Your two hairy balls. Your boys. Your fuzzy coin purse. The curlies.

Did you have a chance to see Big Eck's Big Hairies?

Man, my hairies fuckin stink today! Someone hand me the ball bucket - I need to dunk these boys!

Let me see those hairies. I want to see what kind of man you are.

by Shit heart May 28, 2021

Halfpipe Head

When your head is so concave that it looks like a halfpipe.

"I heard Tamika is gonna be here tonight. You know, the chick with the dented head."
"Shit is beyond dented. She's got a straight halfpipe head. I'm gonna hit a 540 Indy Nosebone off that bitch if you know what I mean."
"No."

"Brendan is dumb as fuck. Man better not come at me with that halfpipe head."
"I heard his head collects water when it rains."
"Nuh uh, really?"
"No not really you idiot."
"Aw man. I have all this salsa with no bowl. You had me excited."

by Shit heart August 13, 2021

Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 05, 2021