fudgetunnel

The anal orifice

That guy loves to take it in the fudgetunnel

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003

dicksticamus

Semen

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003

bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction

Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003

shitcake

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003

jizzbucket

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.

Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003

lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

by Shit Brick August 17, 2004

shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003