eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".
I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.
by Shit Brick August 19, 2004
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jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture
My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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jizzbucket

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.
Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.
I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.
by Shit Brick August 17, 2004
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shitpipe

The lower intestinal tract, including the rectum and anus, through which all fecal matter egresses on its way into its final destination, be that the toilet, the floor, or in the least desired result, one's undergarments.
As a rule, my girlfriend does not like to take it in the shitpipe, but I'm still working on her ...
by Shit Brick June 06, 2007
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shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.
The shitcork is in the toilet,
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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gagging Willy Nelson

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.
I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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