Definitions by Shit Brick

shitpipe 

The lower intestinal tract, including the rectum and anus, through which all fecal matter egresses on its way into its final destination, be that the toilet, the floor, or in the least desired result, one's undergarments.

As a rule, my girlfriend does not like to take it in the shitpipe, but I'm still working on her ...

shitpipe by Shit Brick June 28, 2007

chocolate starfish 

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).

Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!

chocolate starfish by Shit Brick August 19, 2004

eat a box of shit 

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".

I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.

eat a box of shit by Shit Brick August 19, 2004

lay a deuce 

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

lay a deuce by Shit Brick August 17, 2004

fudgetunnel

The anal orifice

That guy loves to take it in the fudgetunnel

fudgetunnel by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitcork 

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

shitcork by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

fuckpiece

A woman whose sole purpose in life is to be a repository for the sperm of any available man.

That bitch is nothing but a fuckpiece,

fuckpiece by Shit Brick July 2, 2003