Shimatta Baka-Ni!'s definitions

macrohard

Macrohard: What Microsoft is

Microsoft is Macrohard

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! February 27, 2008

Real Talk

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Used to emphasize utterly truthful statements

Person 1: Man Michigan sucks
Person 2: THAT'S REAL TALK!

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! November 26, 2010

Niggerfare

What welfare is, and what the freeloaders seek. Niggers be having that assisted housing, but they got enough money for a 60-inch flat screen TV, an Escalade with rims that cost more than most sedans, cable TV, internet, smart phones, other fancy things that most people can't afford, and plenty of beer and cigarettes.

Person 1: Man, my taxes are too fucking high
Person 2: Taxes are high because the government got to pay out all that niggerfare to the freeloaders.

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! June 22, 2011

Bill Gates

The Nazi of the Computer industry

Bill Gates is a fucking shitbrain.

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! July 15, 2008

RMFT

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the motherfucking truth! Short for Real Motherfucking Talk.

Facebook Status: Chicago Police: We serve and protect. Everyone but black people
1 comment Facebook user: RMFT!

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! September 8, 2011

To Pull a Lovie

To succeed despite idiocy. Lovie Smith is the worst coach EVER

The Bears managed To Pull a Lovie when they won on September 27, 2010 despite Lovie's horrible play calling

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! September 29, 2010

Microsoft

A comapny that should be called macrohard. They are run by shitbrains and the government is stupid becuase they won't SMASH the monopoly. See Bill Gates

The company is microsoft, but it's also macrohard. Macrohard is more reflective of the company. Microsoft is Macrohard, Firefox will FireGates!

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! May 20, 2005