My helmet's covered in assjam.
by Sherby McGee June 11, 2006

by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003

The spray that shoots out one's ass following an enema. The effect is sometimes replicated as a college prank or by scat freaks. They jam a garden hose up their ass on low pressure until 'full', then release the hose from their anus. Upon release brown shitwater shoots out of the person's ass up to twenty feet.
by Sherby McGee March 27, 2003

by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003

That's a cancerous tumor on a stick.
by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003
