Shepherd Guy's definitions
Short for "Go touch some grass".
Meaning go outside and do something other than playing video games or doomscrolling on social media.
Meaning go outside and do something other than playing video games or doomscrolling on social media.
Alex: DUDE I JUST WON A REDDIT ARGUMENT ABOUT HOW MY GENSHIN IMPACT WAIFU IS THE ONE AND ONLY "BEST GIRL"!
Bob: GTSG, dude.
Bob: GTSG, dude.
by Shepherd Guy March 6, 2023
Get the gtsgmug. Much like a stroad is a street and a road combined into an unholy abomination, a strighway is a street and a highway combined into something even worse.
In other words, it has businesses on either side like a street, but heavy high speed traffic like a highway. It’s not effective as a street because of the intense car traffic and poor walkability, nor is it effective as a highway because of the density of exits and people getting off.
Features of a strighway include giant strip malls on either side featuring supermarkets and chain restaurants, 5-lane main roads with 2-lane frontage/access roads on either side, billboards for injury lawyers, and interchanges with other strighways that are impossible to navigate.
In other words, it has businesses on either side like a street, but heavy high speed traffic like a highway. It’s not effective as a street because of the intense car traffic and poor walkability, nor is it effective as a highway because of the density of exits and people getting off.
Features of a strighway include giant strip malls on either side featuring supermarkets and chain restaurants, 5-lane main roads with 2-lane frontage/access roads on either side, billboards for injury lawyers, and interchanges with other strighways that are impossible to navigate.
Examples of strighways include the Katy Expressway near Houston, I-35 through San Antonio/Austin, and George Bush Turnpike in DFW. There are also strighways outside of Texas, like the Jersey Turnpike, but they’re most prominent in Texas.
by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2022
Get the Strighwaymug. by Shepherd Guy April 23, 2023
Get the Space Racismmug. Dominic: Been feeling kinda down lately; my dog passed away.
Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.
Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.
by Shepherd Guy November 22, 2024
Get the Sola Fidomug. A so-called “Chinese restaurant” where almost everything on the entire menu is fried. The owner of a Frynese place is rarely ever actually Chinese, nor are the majority of the clientele.
If you don’t mind getting the runs afterwards, you can find Frynese restaurants in virtually any town, regardless of size. Their menu consists of fried pork, fried chicken, fried beef, fried fish, fried shrimp, fried squid, fried vegetables for those trying to eat healthy, fried rice, and fried fries. The only clue that this is even supposed to be a Chinese restaurant is that they have soy sauce and sweet and sour sauce instead of ketchup and mayo. The menu probably isn’t even in Mandarin. And a fortune cookie which they’d fry if they could.
by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025
Get the Frynesemug. A unique dialect of English characterized by the clear, concise, and polite language typically used by OpenAI's ChatGPT. It’s known to make frequent use of various adjectives, often using more than a typical human would in normal conversation.
The above description was written in ChatGPTese. It sounds that way because ChatGPT actually wrote it.
by Shepherd Guy May 28, 2024
Get the ChatGPTesemug. by Shepherd Guy January 31, 2022
Get the Consume productmug.