Shepherd Guy's definitions
by Shepherd Guy April 23, 2023
Get the Space Racismmug. The Aerith-Hinawa Principle states that in a video game where you’re allowed to pick names for your characters, you should never name them after your loved ones. Named after two of the most traumatizing character deaths in video game history: Aerith from Final Fantasy VII, and Hinawa from Mother 3. A lot of people named these two after people they loved, and it only made their deaths that much worse.
Lucas: For my first Nuzlocke run, I’m naming all of my Pokémon after my closest friends!
Cloud: Please reconsider. I take it you’re unfamiliar with the Aerith-Hinawa Principle?
Cloud: Please reconsider. I take it you’re unfamiliar with the Aerith-Hinawa Principle?
by Shepherd Guy December 6, 2024
Get the Aerith-Hinawa Principlemug. by Shepherd Guy September 6, 2025
Get the BOATSmug. A level of Dating Hell deeper than the Friendzone. In the Spendzone, a girl will pretend to be into you so she can convince you to buy her expensive gifts, only to dump you for a richer guy. Then lather, rinse, and repeat.
I spent $3500 on a Gucci purse for my girlfriend, only for her to Spendzone me and run off with some real estate developer in West Austin.
by Shepherd Guy July 11, 2025
Get the Spendzonemug. Dominic: Been feeling kinda down lately; my dog passed away.
Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.
Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.
by Shepherd Guy November 22, 2024
Get the Sola Fidomug. by Shepherd Guy December 19, 2021
Get the Shladmug. A unique dialect of English characterized by the clear, concise, and polite language typically used by OpenAI's ChatGPT. It’s known to make frequent use of various adjectives, often using more than a typical human would in normal conversation.
The above description was written in ChatGPTese. It sounds that way because ChatGPT actually wrote it.
by Shepherd Guy May 28, 2024
Get the ChatGPTesemug.