Shepherd Guy's definitions

The 5'11'' stigma

The fact that 5'11 is seen as short, but someone who is 6 feet tall is seen as tall.

The 5'11'' stigma in action
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?

Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.

by Shepherd Guy May 19, 2018

Plot Polonium

The opposite of plot armor: a predictable guarantee that a character will die for plot purposes.

Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.

Andrew: That dude is making out with the main character’s love interest!
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.

by Shepherd Guy April 26, 2020

No Noel November

It’s simple: don’t do anything Christmassy until Dec 1st. Don’t put up Christmas decorations, don’t vibe to Christmas music, and don’t dress like Santa Claus until November is over.

Alex: ZOMG! ITS NOV 1st AND YOU STILL DONT HAVE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE UP? GET WITH THE TIMES!!!!!1!!!1!
Bryan: No Noel November,

man.

by Shepherd Guy November 22, 2020

Reefcore

A certain genre of live-action or animated movie that takes place on coral reefs, typically featuring humans who can breathe underwater. Often, the humans keep marine animals as pets or mounts and have interior decor featuring parts of marine life, such as coral heads and shark jaws.

Examples of Reefcore movies include Aquaman, Luca, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, and the live-action Little Mermaid.

by Shepherd Guy April 17, 2023

Space Racism

See: Astrology

Space Racist: ZOMG YOU'RE A SAGITTARIUS; I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!

Me: Really? Space Racism?

by Shepherd Guy April 23, 2023

Guesspañol

Trying to speak Spanish, stumbling on a word, and just guessing at the word, usually by putting an o at the end.

Alice: ¿A donde trabajas, Bob? (Where do you work, Bob?)
Bob: Yo trabajo en un tienda de… bookos. (I work at a bookstore- forgetting the word for books and using Guesspañol instead)

by Shepherd Guy May 12, 2023

The Mopacalypse

Austin slang for the endless and eternal traffic jam that is Loop 1, collectively known to Austinites as MoPac.

The MoPacalypse continues. I saw no fewer than 3 separate pile-ups on the way downtown.

by Shepherd Guy December 16, 2022