The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.
Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.
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If you don’t mind getting the runs afterwards, you can find Frynese restaurants in virtually any town, regardless of size. Their menu consists of fried pork, fried chicken, fried beef, fried fish, fried shrimp, fried squid, fried vegetables for those trying to eat healthy, fried rice, and fried fries. The only clue that this is even supposed to be a Chinese restaurant is that they have soy sauce and sweet and sour sauce instead of ketchup and mayo. The menu probably isn’t even in Mandarin. And a fortune cookie which they’d fry if they could.
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Get the Space Racism mug.Dominic: Been feeling kinda down lately; my dog passed away.
Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.
Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.
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Get the BOATS mug.A level of Dating Hell deeper than the Friendzone. In the Spendzone, a girl will pretend to be into you so she can convince you to buy her expensive gifts, only to dump you for a richer guy. Then lather, rinse, and repeat.
I spent $3500 on a Gucci purse for my girlfriend, only for her to Spendzone me and run off with some real estate developer in West Austin.
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