Definitions by Shep

Hipster Dibs

Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"

A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"

B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"

Hipster Dibs by Shep June 6, 2015

rascala 

someone who causes a lot of trouble or might have may girls on the go at a time

that Dwain he`s a proper Rascala

rascala by Shep May 13, 2005

grapesmuggler 

when a guy places his whole penis and ballsack in a girls mouth, she becomes a grapesmuggler

what a freakin grapesmuggler. Ive never seen anyone else that can take the whole sausage and meatballs

grapesmuggler by shep July 27, 2004

throw up 

Spit your rhymes to a beat

Mr. Eon can throw up on the Mic

throw up by Shep August 21, 2003

the right turn 

When you're fucking a girl doggystyle and then ... ooops ... suddenly strangle her with a garden hose.

Whoa. I mean we were having great sex and then, wham! Outa nowhere came a right turn.

the right turn by Shep August 15, 2003

short yellow bus 

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

short yellow bus by Shep August 15, 2003

blumpie 

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

blumpie by Shep August 15, 2003