grapesmuggler

when a guy places his whole penis and ballsack in a girls mouth, she becomes a grapesmuggler

what a freakin grapesmuggler. Ive never seen anyone else that can take the whole sausage and meatballs

by shep July 27, 2004

Hipster Dibs

Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"

A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"

B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"

by Shep June 06, 2015

insta punk kit

A "joke" site that shoots to hell everything it is to be "punk."

Avril uses the insta punk kit as her source of info on the punk scene.

by Shep July 20, 2003

blumpie

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

by Shep August 15, 2003

raphe

Similar to chode and taint. The raphe is the Samsonian destination between the nuts and schlong that provide men with all of their supreme macaroni boiling powers.

I let her lick my raphe after she gave me a nice blumpie.

by Shep August 15, 2003

short yellow bus

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

by Shep August 15, 2003

throw up

Spit your rhymes to a beat

Mr. Eon can throw up on the Mic

by Shep August 21, 2003