jeb bush it

"Jeb Bush it!" is an exclamation one yells out when one realizes that a contest has been rigged.

2000 Presidential Election ...

AL GORE: "Jeb Bush it!"

by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006

55

To snuggle in bed, usually man behind woman.

______ = ARMS
|:::::
|..........= ABDOMEN
|___
::::::\
........|...= LEGS
____/

My husband and I 55 every morning for about 15 after the alarm goes off.

by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006

Musclecar

Vodka and V8. Put two toothpicks over the top of the glass, each with two olives, one at each end of each toothpick. Do NOT cross the toothpicks (the toothpicks represent two axels and the pimentoes four wheels & the green olives four tires. No straws or umbrellas please.

I'd like a Musclecar with a Cheese-Burger Deluxe.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

waffle stompers

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.

"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."

by Shelly Bozdog August 04, 2006

skip sister

The step sister of your half sibling, OR the half sister of your step sibling.

MIKE: Okay, Honey, this is my skip sister Elaine.

HONEY: I think I am pretty good at this now! Elaine is the half sister of your step sister Sharon, right?

MIKE: Right!

by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006

Old Prescription Bottles

Great pocket sized coin holders,

that's what old prescription bottles are good for.

Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.

by Shelly Bozdog November 24, 2006

CiNAMA

Pronounced like "cinema". Someone who is BOTH a CNA (Certified Nurses Aid) and an MA (Medical Assistant).

AT THE INTERVIEW:

HOSPITAL HR: So, what are your qualifications?

POTENTIAL EMPLOYEE: I'm a CiNAMA.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006