correctified

Derives from a combination of "corrected" and "rectified". To make correct.

SB correctified the TJ and AM defs for Hungary by combining them minus the errors.

by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006

Hanukwaristmas

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.

"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!

by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006

flat diet soda

Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!

Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.

by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

bridge brother

The half brother of your half brother or half sister. NO, not YOU or YOUR brother!

MIKE: Hey Honey, this is my bridge brother Alex.

HONEY: Your "bridge brother"? What, do you play bridge together?

MIKE: No. You remember my half brother, Steve?

HONEY: Yes.

MIKE: Well, Alex is Steve's half brother on his Mom's side of the family. So Alex and I are not "blood" brothers, so to speak, we're just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.

by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006

cheesy crust

1. A reference to pizza.

2. Often used by new Christians to replace their old habit of saying the name "Jesus Christ" in vain, or superfluously.

Dad was doing some carpentry last week and he hit his thumb with a hammer. He yelled out, "Dog bandit! Cheesy crust, look at my fricken thumb!"

by Shelly Bozdog July 02, 2006

bower

Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.

As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.

The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.

BOWER POWER!

by Shelly Bozdog June 25, 2006

beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 08, 2006