Shelly Bozdog's definitions

mexican soda

Soda pop imported from Mexico.

There are several brands of Mexican Soda imported to the USA. They have the usual flavors, but Tamarind, Rose', and Apple are a few distinctly Mexican favorites. Try them, they're good!

by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

CiNAMA

Pronounced like "cinema". Someone who is BOTH a CNA (Certified Nurses Aid) and an MA (Medical Assistant).

AT THE INTERVIEW:

HOSPITAL HR: So, what are your qualifications?

POTENTIAL EMPLOYEE: I'm a CiNAMA.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

vapple

1/2 Vernor's, 1/2 apple juice.

Vapple is, in my opinion, a lot better than either drink separately.

by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006

cheesy crust

1. A reference to pizza.

2. Often used by new Christians to replace their old habit of saying the name "Jesus Christ" in vain, or superfluously.

Dad was doing some carpentry last week and he hit his thumb with a hammer. He yelled out, "Dog bandit! Cheesy crust, look at my fricken thumb!"

by Shelly Bozdog July 2, 2006

Hanukwaristmas

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.

"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!

by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006

DeLorean

A drink: Irish Whiskey and Coke on the rocks.

The DeLorean was made in Ireland. John Z. got caught dealing Coke (cocaine). DeLorean Motor Company was "on the rocks", ie, bankrupt. But, the drink tastes good!

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

Man from Nantucket

A male human being from Nantucket, Maine.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!

by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006