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The RKO/ FINISH HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!! of all the sex moves, ladies know this more than anyone else. Typically known as most men and women’s favorite position however it’s the one given the least attention too because guys lose their shit when in it, but who could blame them. After a few minutes in this position, your partner can be found having what appears to be a seizure ....it’s okay he’ll recover.
Person 1: I just want someone to hit it doggy-style for at least 10 min is that too much to ask
Person 2: girl with an ass like that you already know the answer
Person 2: girl with an ass like that you already know the answer
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the Doggy-Style mug.An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.
Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Microcockman mug.Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.
Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the Semper Fucked mug.Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.
Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Alcgagamos mug.Alias held by slutty cam girls who slide in your dm’s during early hours of the day asking you for money because your father was caught choking the chicken on camera. Sadly these dumb girls think you’re going to pay for your dad’s hoe ways but they are unfortunately mistaken. Warning they will send the pictures and you will be scarred for life.
Person 1: Dude what’s up you’re really quiet this morning
Person 2: oh I don’t know it’s just the third time I’ve woken up to bitches telling me dad’s flashing his Willy again
Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica I’m gonna lose my shit
Person 2: oh I don’t know it’s just the third time I’ve woken up to bitches telling me dad’s flashing his Willy again
Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica I’m gonna lose my shit
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
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