Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.
Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
by Shdylatina November 29, 2019
The RKO/ FINISH HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!! of all the sex moves, ladies know this more than anyone else. Typically known as most men and women’s favorite position however it’s the one given the least attention too because guys lose their shit when in it, but who could blame them. After a few minutes in this position, your partner can be found having what appears to be a seizure ....it’s okay he’ll recover.
Person 1: I just want someone to hit it doggy-style for at least 10 min is that too much to ask
Person 2: girl with an ass like that you already know the answer
Person 2: girl with an ass like that you already know the answer
by Shdylatina December 04, 2019
Commonly known as the Meal Ready to Eat. This substance is quite possibly the most toxic substance in existence more so than plutonium. The great men and women who serve this country can be found consuming these scrumptious concoctions while out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere doing fun military operations shooting missiles and other interesting pew pews . Warning after consumption of these yummy delicacies your digestive system will forever be destroyed, if you’re lucky it’ll pass out of your system in ten years.
Person 1: man I haven’t shit in five days is this normal I think I’m going to die if I eat one more MRE
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
by Shdylatina December 04, 2019
Derogatory term meaning “daddy”, used mainly in the bed by Latina women. What many men don’t know is that it’s a secret, powerful, and dangerous word we use in order to get you to bust your load upon immediate use. If we’re using this word it’s either because we want you to bust our walls down or because you’re destroying our pussy. Most commonly used when hitting it from the back, exercise with caution.
Person 1: “You like that Mami.”
Person 2: “MHMMMM DAMELO DURO PAPI!!!!!!”
“Bruh yesterday my mans was fucking my pussy up for over an hour, you know I’ve got a life to live, places to see, roads to walk, so I hit him the classic PAPI!!!!!!!!”
Person 2: “MHMMMM DAMELO DURO PAPI!!!!!!”
“Bruh yesterday my mans was fucking my pussy up for over an hour, you know I’ve got a life to live, places to see, roads to walk, so I hit him the classic PAPI!!!!!!!!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.
Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
by Shdylatina December 04, 2019