Shdylatina's definitions
An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.
Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to
Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Microcockmanmug. Alias held by slutty cam girls who slide in your dm’s during early hours of the day asking you for money because your father was caught choking the chicken on camera. Sadly these dumb girls think you’re going to pay for your dad’s hoe ways but they are unfortunately mistaken. Warning they will send the pictures and you will be scarred for life.
Person 1: Dude what’s up you’re really quiet this morning
Person 2: oh I don’t know it’s just the third time I’ve woken up to bitches telling me dad’s flashing his Willy again
Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica I’m gonna lose my shit
Person 2: oh I don’t know it’s just the third time I’ve woken up to bitches telling me dad’s flashing his Willy again
Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica I’m gonna lose my shit
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the Sassy Veronicamug. Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.
Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
Get the Cock o’clockmug. When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.
Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”
Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?
Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?
Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
Get the Dickmatizedmug. Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.
Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Alcgagamosmug.