Shawn B.'s definitions

cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something

There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are

by Shawn B. September 3, 2003

bootie chaser

A guy destined to flirt with every girl he sees in an attempt to score. Usually ugly, stupid, and in need of a bath.

Bootie chasers practically live in my school; many try to approach me, but I usually send them on their way with a "Get lost" or a " Go f**k yourself"

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

freedom fries

An example of the widespread stupidity spread by wannabe patriotism, or as someone else mentioned (I forgot your name, but you made a terrific point!), Bush's childish revenge upon France for not helping us fight.

What kind of an idiot eats freedom fries? I'd prefer french fries, like a SANE person. I love my country, but crap, you people are getting stupid.....

by Shawn B. June 9, 2003

balloon knot

Tiny ponytail frequently seen on girls with very short hair.

LaWieasha was hating on Mercedes because
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

bouncybouncy

Big beautiful butt.

Jeremy's butt goes bouncybouncy every time he walks down the hall.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Phrase shouted when all does NOT go as planned, or when the subject is feeling extreme dismay.

A- Oh,crap! the computer's dead! And I forgot to save my term paper...the one that's due in six hours! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

B- RatchetBoo: Uhhhhhh...Shawn, I've got bad news. Remember that school that's been begging you to go there? They put this in your bed...
*gives me the head of a saluki dog*

Me-NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Gumjob

A repair done with nothing but a wad of chewing gum or bubble gum

A- Oh, no! I broke my mother's priceless Ming Vase! She's gonna kill me!
B- *spits out a big blob of Trident* Make way, for I must perform a gumjob.
*Fixes vase while A watches, dumbfounded*
A- Wow, that was awesome! She'll never be able to tell I broke it! Thanks!
B-Don't thank me, thank the gumjob...

by Shawn B. August 1, 2003