Definitions by Shawn B.
fart-chirps
The farting, chirp-like sounds that are made by parakeets when they talk to one another. May often include clicks or squeaks as well.
Frenchie and Mr. Cheeks always do their little fart-chirps at night; it's funny to listen to while I'm studying or doing my toenails (if this doesn't prove once and for all that I'm FEMALE, I don't know what will!). Plus it's more original than the crap 50 spews out over the radio.
fart-chirps by Shawn B. December 12, 2003
'Street' Talk
'Street' Talk by Shawn B. December 10, 2003
pajock
1. A word in the play Hamlet meaning, 'peacock'. Peacocks had a bad reputation in Shakespeare's day...
2. One who behaves in a disgustingly fickle manner, often without any warning and for no reason at all.
2. One who behaves in a disgustingly fickle manner, often without any warning and for no reason at all.
Drunk Budgie Ballet
Drunk Budgie Ballet by Shawn B. December 6, 2003
cookie-cutter culture
A better name for modern American society; basically, a culture in which conformity to any and all trends, no matter how stupid/hurtful/stereotypical they are, is valued over intelligence and individuality.
All Black/African-Americans are expected to be top-notch basketball players, drug dealers, hos, pimps, morons...it goes on ad infinitum.
cookie-cutter culture by Shawn B. December 4, 2003
Jolteon
A female gym teacher at TTHS; so named because of her short, skinny figure, spiky blond/brown hair, and disturbing level of hyperactivity. Rumored to be a man, but there is no way to tell if this is true...
breve
An upside-down circumflex (^) appearing over random vowels in languages such as Hungarian, Croatian and Serbian.