A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.
by Shawn B. June 27, 2003
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Get the School mug.One who absconds their heart and soul just to get cold hard cash, only to end up lower and even more poor than before when they blow it all on useless stuff and hookers.
Tyson...the fool blew about $2 million on pet tigers when he could have paid for someone's college education.
by Shawn B. August 17, 2003
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Get the Beyonce mug.An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.
Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?
Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*
Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*
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Get the I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! mug.Food that should not be eaten before or after you eat ice cream. If you do, you will get Violent Explosive Diarrhea.
by Shawn B. May 19, 2003
Get the fish mug.What happens when you do the following all in one day:
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.
by Shawn B. May 09, 2003
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