Shawn B.'s definitions

bouncybouncy

Big beautiful butt.

Jeremy's butt goes bouncybouncy every time he walks down the hall.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

Gumjob

A repair done with nothing but a wad of chewing gum or bubble gum

A- Oh, no! I broke my mother's priceless Ming Vase! She's gonna kill me!
B- *spits out a big blob of Trident* Make way, for I must perform a gumjob.
*Fixes vase while A watches, dumbfounded*
A- Wow, that was awesome! She'll never be able to tell I broke it! Thanks!
B-Don't thank me, thank the gumjob...

by Shawn B. August 1, 2003

hamtaro

Anime show most beloved by soccer moms and little kids.

My three-year old cousin likes to watch hamtaro.

by Shawn B. April 4, 2003

The UrbanParadox

Basically, The UrbanParadox states that most sex/violence/racism/ related defintions get higher votes than those that are informative/jokes/non-controversial.

none needed

by Shawn B. October 20, 2003

The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

kids these days

Phrase uttered by parents and some teenagers who grew up in the late 80s-early 90s when a Spoiled Brat starts to do what he or she does best.

Spoiled Brat- I don't wanna go home! I want to go to Burger King! *proceeds to throw a huge tantrum*
Brat's Mom- Now, sweetie, you know we can't go to Burger King; we're on a budget....
Spoiled Brat- SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I WANT BURGER KING!!!!! *continues to whine and cry and kicks down a display* GIMME BURGER KING!!!!!!
Me- Kids these days....what little brats.

by Shawn B. May 31, 2003

pec dudes

Muscular dudes with big pecs, like bodybuilders or male models.

Most male college athletes are pec dudes. I can't wait to see some pecs.

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003