San Andreas

A fault line that spans a length of roughly eight hundred miles through California. The San Andreas fault marks a transform boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate. Massive earthquakes occur on this fault line.
Contrary to what ignorant kids think, San Andreas actually exists in the REAL world as a fault line.
by Shawn Farrell November 16, 2004
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planet smasher

Enormous interstellar warships designed for one purpose: destroying worlds. They must be escorted by literal fleets, for they lack their own strong defensive systems. The energy one planet smasher uses could run a system for several years.
Planet smashers are the ultimate weapon.
by Shawn Farrell May 06, 2004
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Skynet

A military AI computer network created by Cyberdyne Systems that gains sentience and begins a genocidal war against humanity when US military officials try to pull the plug on the project. Sends two Terminators back in time, one to destroy opposition leader John Connor's mother before Connor is born, and one to eliminate Connor ten years later.
Skynet's undoing was its use of humans to dispose of bodies in its death camps.
by Shawn Farrell November 16, 2004
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Klendathu

Homeworld of the Arachnids. At the beginning of the Bug-Human War, humanity tried a massive assault straight at the homeworld. Operating under the decapitation strategy, Operation Bughouse was a major failure, resulting in hundreds of thousands of casualties.
Big K took hundreds of thousands of human lives.
by Shawn Farrell May 06, 2004
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Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry

Greatest rivalry in the history of professional sports. Most years the rivalry ends as somewhat of a draw. This year, the Red Sox have the better team (wait, they usually have the better team every year) and have already taken six out of seven games from the Yankees (see shit). Does not bode well for the Bronx Bombers.
You see the Yankees just bought up every good player they could?

Doesn't matter, since the Sox have the best pitching in baseball.
by Shawn Farrell May 05, 2004
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clockworks

Artificial soldiers created by the Nazi Empire in the 1990s. The name derives from the managerie of gears located at the joins of the clockworks. Look like rusty skeletons, with haunting, emerald green eyes.
Thousands of clockworks stormed the Reichspalace in Berlin in order to overthrown the Fuhrer.
by Shawn Farrell May 06, 2004
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Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.
Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.
by Shawn Farrell May 05, 2004
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