44 definitions by Shawn E.

canada

country that busted its' ass to raise troops in both world wars, supply universal health care, and somehow remain statistically the safest country on Earth to live in.

Canada is a great country and I plan on moving there as soon as I can.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

craptastic

the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever

Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.

by Shawn E. April 18, 2003

Windows ME

The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.

Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

derp

word uttered by morons after they do something incredibly dumb, which will be often seeing as how they're morons.

Watch me hit myself with this running chainsaw.(Cuts his arm off). Owie, that hurt! DERP!

by Shawn E. April 18, 2003

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 22, 2003

NOS

term used for a nitrous oxide setup in a rice rocket, which is ironic seeing as how laughing gas is being used in a joke of a car.

I bought a Civic and bought NOS and put my name on the windshield in Olde English. I'm so original! Derrderrderrderrderrderrderrderrderr!

by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

Sin City

term referring to Las Vegas, Nevada; also a damn fine song by AC/DC.

Atlantic City sucks, we're going to Sin Cioty for the weekend.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003