Definitions by Shasta McScumbag

Twickenham 

Posh part of London, full of made in Chelsea wannabes.

I saw a black man! I thought we were in Twickenham, not hounslow!!!

Twickenham by Shasta McScumbag November 5, 2021

park my fudge 

Take a shit

I simply must get to a toilet and park my fudge, I AM FUCKING SIGNING MY GUSSET

park my fudge by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016

Norwegian's lunchbox

A particularly foul smelling vagina

"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"

Norwegian's lunchbox by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016