Definitions by Shamus McCrary

Misinterprefine 

To redefine something through misinterpretation, to the end that all original meaning of what was said is completely lost.

I told her I was going through the back door, and she misinterprefined it into a proposition for anal sex.

Misinterprefine by Shamus McCrary January 8, 2012

Twittoo 

The tattoo one feels the need to show off in one's twitter profile pic.

RT if you like my Twittoo, I just got it this week.

Twittoo by Shamus McCrary July 6, 2011

Side Bangs 

A sexual encounter outside of the established relationship.

She found out about all his side bangs so they won't be together much longer.

Side Bangs by Shamus McCrary June 24, 2011

Snurf 

Surfing for information about a specific person in a snooping manner on the internet. Often from google to wikipedia to facebook, or any combination of other sites.

I know my ex is snurfing me because she shows up in my facebook top 10 all the time.

Snurf by Shamus McCrary June 11, 2011