Definitions by Shaker Heights

Futcase 

Fucking nutcase, like that creepy-eyed Heaven’s Gate guy or any other weird cult leader/believer who is totally detached from reality.

“See that dude over there talking about aliens and comets? Dude, he’s a total futcase.”

Futcase by Shaker Heights August 6, 2022

Blandemonium 

What happens when boring people party.

Did you go to the Golden Globes? I hear it was blandemonium!

Blandemonium by Shaker Heights January 24, 2022

NBS Awards 

Awards show for actors who are past their prime or in tax trouble and go from starring in A-list films to making Nothing But Shit movies that were only created to show off some Russian mobster’s girlfriend.

This year Nicholas Cage won most loony, John Cusack won most boring and Steven Seagal won fattest ass at the NBS awards!

NBS Awards by Shaker Heights March 28, 2021

gloops 

When your poop is thick like tar and sticks to the t.p. like glue, you have the gloops.

Man, the tacos I ate last night gave me the gloops!

gloops by Shaker Heights October 16, 2019

S.T.H.

Straight To Hell

“You robbed a blind guy? Man, you’re going S.T.H.”

S.T.H. by Shaker Heights May 17, 2019

boneronium 

The secret ingredient in erectile dysfunction pills.

“Try our new, improved ED pill! Now with BONERONIUM!”

boneronium by Shaker Heights February 25, 2019