The way illiterate children who pretend they know what they are talking about spell "cannabis" because they are too goddamn retarded and arrogant to take the time to see if they got it right.
The fucktarded 15-year-old in 3rd grade handed his written assignment entitled "y canabis iz bad." He got put in the special kids' class shortly after.
by Shadow of the Void October 14, 2007
God's most glorious gift to mankind: green, weed, bud, dope, pot, herb, grass, the great smoke-shit. This wonderful plant, when rolled into a joint, blunt or packed into a bowl etc., is the single most effective way to relax and be at ease known to man. It can be smoked from joints, blunts, pipes, bongs, hookahs, one-hitters, bubblers and indeed just about anytihng.
Stoner 1: Holy crap, I just made a bong out of a watermelon.
Stoner 2: *stares blankly* Dude wtf? How is that gonna work?
Stoner 1: Only one way to find out. Now stop being a bitch and pass me the reefer.
Stoner 2: *stares blankly* Dude wtf? How is that gonna work?
Stoner 1: Only one way to find out. Now stop being a bitch and pass me the reefer.
by Shadow of the Void August 04, 2006
Enoch was the name of the legendary First City in the mythology of Vampire: The Masquerade, a pen and paper role-playing game series created by White Wolf. It was a city where Kindred (vampires) and Kine (humans) coexisted in relative peace. It was said to have been founded by Caine, the First Vampire; the very same Caine from the Bible who was cursed by God for the murder of his brother, Abel.
Caine gathered all his spawn and in turn they gathered their spawn and together they constructed Enoch. Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever. In time the fueds of the Kindred within Enoch became too great, and the city crumbled as a result of their battles. While some belive that it may have been a natural disaster or a spurned childe's (the term used for a Kindred's spawn. Plural childer) vengeful sorcery. No matter what caused the fall of Enoch, Caine and the three vampires that were his first childer vanished, never to be seen again........
Caine gathered all his spawn and in turn they gathered their spawn and together they constructed Enoch. Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever. In time the fueds of the Kindred within Enoch became too great, and the city crumbled as a result of their battles. While some belive that it may have been a natural disaster or a spurned childe's (the term used for a Kindred's spawn. Plural childer) vengeful sorcery. No matter what caused the fall of Enoch, Caine and the three vampires that were his first childer vanished, never to be seen again........
by Shadow of the Void June 24, 2006
From White Wolf's Vampire: The Masquerade game series. This is the name given to the tradition of the Kindred (vampires) hiding themselves from the Kine (humans). They have learned over the centuries that it is better for them to hide from the knowledge of mortals, lest they be discovered and hunted to extinction. Humans far outnumber the Kindred, and armed with UV lights and flamethrowers, they would die out very fast indeed.
by Shadow of the Void June 24, 2006
From the White Wolf game series Vampire: The Masquerade. This is the name given to the eternal struggle of the Kindred to gain supremacy. There are few who are not affected by it. Armies, rulers and nations have all been pawns in this secret war the Kindred wage.
by Shadow of the Void June 24, 2006
A popular song by Afroman, but it's often mistakenly called "Colt 45" because most people that hear it are too fucking stupid to realize that just because he says "Colt 45" in the chorus that it doesn't mean that's the name of the song. They also seem to be incapable of looking at the back of the CD case to check the name of the song, which is generally a simple and effortless task.
Retard: Damn, homie. Colt 45 is a mothafuckin' TIGHT song!
Knowledgeable Person: Colt 45? Sorry, son, never heard of it. I've heard of Crazy Rap, though, if that's what you're trying to say....
Retard: Eh?
Knowledgeable Person: Retard....
Knowledgeable Person: Colt 45? Sorry, son, never heard of it. I've heard of Crazy Rap, though, if that's what you're trying to say....
Retard: Eh?
Knowledgeable Person: Retard....
by Shadow of the Void October 16, 2007
A pathetic, retarded five-year-old faggot that can't stop saying "Laudick," which is apparently the name of a family that he is homosexually obssessed with to the point of stalking them with both hands down his pants and making creepy phone calls where he does nothing but breathe heavily. Also, he knows ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING about religion, but like all egotistical, delusional and inbred infants, he thinks (assuming he is actually capable of thinking, which doesn't seem likely) he knows everything about a subject of which he couldn't know less about.
evil nemo: Laudick! Laudick Laudick Laudcik LAUDICK! LAUDICK!
Random Person: What teh hell is wrong with you?
evil nemo: ALL RELIGION ARE EVIL BECAUASE I SAID SO AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME! LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK!
Random person: Fucktard....
Random Person: What teh hell is wrong with you?
evil nemo: ALL RELIGION ARE EVIL BECAUASE I SAID SO AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME! LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK!
Random person: Fucktard....
by Shadow of the Void February 16, 2008