Crazy Rap

A popular song by Afroman, but it's often mistakenly called "Colt 45" because most people that hear it are too fucking stupid to realize that just because he says "Colt 45" in the chorus that it doesn't mean that's the name of the song. They also seem to be incapable of looking at the back of the CD case to check the name of the song, which is generally a simple and effortless task.

Retard: Damn, homie. Colt 45 is a mothafuckin' TIGHT song!
Knowledgeable Person: Colt 45? Sorry, son, never heard of it. I've heard of Crazy Rap, though, if that's what you're trying to say....
Retard: Eh?
Knowledgeable Person: Retard....

by Shadow of the Void October 31, 2007

Reefer

God's most glorious gift to mankind: green, weed, bud, dope, pot, herb, grass, the great smoke-shit. This wonderful plant, when rolled into a joint, blunt or packed into a bowl etc., is the single most effective way to relax and be at ease known to man. It can be smoked from joints, blunts, pipes, bongs, hookahs, one-hitters, bubblers and indeed just about anytihng.

Stoner 1: Holy crap, I just made a bong out of a watermelon.

Stoner 2: *stares blankly* Dude wtf? How is that gonna work?

Stoner 1: Only one way to find out. Now stop being a bitch and pass me the reefer.

by Shadow of the Void August 04, 2006

Jyhad

From the White Wolf game series Vampire: The Masquerade. This is the name given to the eternal struggle of the Kindred to gain supremacy. There are few who are not affected by it. Armies, rulers and nations have all been pawns in this secret war the Kindred wage.

The Jyhad is a poisonous and manipulative dance, influencing mortals and kindred alike.

by Shadow of the Void June 24, 2006

Canabis

The way illiterate children who pretend they know what they are talking about spell "cannabis" because they are too goddamn retarded and arrogant to take the time to see if they got it right.

The fucktarded 15-year-old in 3rd grade handed his written assignment entitled "y canabis iz bad." He got put in the special kids' class shortly after.

by Shadow of the Void October 29, 2007

Solar Hit

The process of using a magnifying glass and the light of the sun to ignite marijuana. Usually only done by geeks and dumb kids too young to buy lighters, it is a cheap, albeit slow, method to get high.

Stoner #1: Dammit, me lighter be broken. Let's go do us some solar hits.

Stoner #2: But we don't have a magnifying glass.

Stoner #1: Son of a. . . .

by Shadow of the Void October 02, 2006

Pack one

To place some marijuana in a bowng, pipe, anything with a bowl and smoke it.

Hey man, let's pack one right here. I brought my new pipe.

by Shadow of the Void August 01, 2006

Masquerade

From White Wolf's Vampire: The Masquerade game series. This is the name given to the tradition of the Kindred (vampires) hiding themselves from the Kine (humans). They have learned over the centuries that it is better for them to hide from the knowledge of mortals, lest they be discovered and hunted to extinction. Humans far outnumber the Kindred, and armed with UV lights and flamethrowers, they would die out very fast indeed.

Those Kindred foolish enough to violate the Masquerade are usually executed.

by Shadow of the Void June 24, 2006