to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.
guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!
biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!
crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!
crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
by sgrDD March 18, 2008
by sgrDD March 18, 2008
Majorcan local #1: Dude, those drunken brits and germans over there fighting for the best sunchair
Majorcan local #2: Again? man, this could be such a nice place
Majorcan local #1: yeah...i hate to be an hotel employee.
Majorcan local #2: see I sell this crap souveniers and it gets my children through college...it‘s the majorcan dream!
Majorcan local #2: Again? man, this could be such a nice place
Majorcan local #1: yeah...i hate to be an hotel employee.
Majorcan local #2: see I sell this crap souveniers and it gets my children through college...it‘s the majorcan dream!
by SgrDD February 05, 2008
a book that is handeled by the name "bible II" but its official name is "Koran" to avoid copyright problems. like most sequels, the koran is not as good as the bible. it isn't even a real sequel, its more like a spin-off and many of the most popular characters arent in it...for example Jesus. others are renamed: god goes now by the name "Allah" and has strong middle eastern accent...kinda cheesy. its simply not the best book and only hardcore fans of the bible should buy this "holy book reloaded".
the producers of the Koran a.k.a "Bible II -the revenge" wanted to fit into todays gangster rap culture so they made ist extrem anti-feministic...but they fucked it all up by wraping the bitches into burqas.
by sgrDD March 19, 2008
the Fu Manchu of the hearts
a male that is such an asshole so that he can be discribed as pure evil. well, everybody knows that women are atracted to guys that are assholes, but a Screw Manchu is such a badass piece of shit- girls can't resist him, no way!
a male that is such an asshole so that he can be discribed as pure evil. well, everybody knows that women are atracted to guys that are assholes, but a Screw Manchu is such a badass piece of shit- girls can't resist him, no way!
betty was screwed by another asshole yesterday night. this time she got the jackpot, this guy was a Screw Manchu.
by sgrDD March 14, 2008
a rock band. most popular in the 90s. influence of traditional indian music was a main characteristica of kula shaker at their peak time.
songs of kula shaker vary from catchy and genius to borring and random. thats why this somehow pretty cool band never made it into the hall of fame.
by SgrDD April 10, 2008
the genre that came out after no self respecting pre-teen wanted to be called emo anymore. soon its gonna be the same. Hell, it even looks the same in some ways. it also has the same "oh this band is so yesterday, look at this new band, they are so new i had no chance to listen to them now, but they must be cool, 'cause they're all new, right?"- attitude.
the joke is: nu rave isn't even nu at all, its simply madchester reloaded. the only thing original is hadouken! 'cause they have MC parts in some songs...what an invention!
the joke is: nu rave isn't even nu at all, its simply madchester reloaded. the only thing original is hadouken! 'cause they have MC parts in some songs...what an invention!
by sgrDD March 18, 2008