SgrDD's definitions

bible II

a book that is handeled by the name "bible II" but its official name is "Koran" to avoid copyright problems. like most sequels, the koran is not as good as the bible. it isn't even a real sequel, its more like a spin-off and many of the most popular characters arent in it...for example Jesus. others are renamed: god goes now by the name "Allah" and has strong middle eastern accent...kinda cheesy. its simply not the best book and only hardcore fans of the bible should buy this "holy book reloaded".

the producers of the Koran a.k.a "Bible II -the revenge" wanted to fit into todays gangster rap culture so they made ist extrem anti-feministic...but they fucked it all up by wraping the bitches into burqas.

by sgrDD March 19, 2008

pit bull germany

A clothing brand that, as the name implies, comes fom germany. it was founded in frankfurt. one of the two founders moved to u.s.a. and also launched a pit bull company for america that goes by the name "pit bull west coast"
the clothes are strongly associated with the hooligan scene and also loved by street gangs in europe. in fact some german schools banned it.

pit bull germany is worn by hooligans, jocks, gabber fans, bouncers, muslim street gangs, chavs, professional wife beaters, skinheads and other friendly, educated people.
its one step below lonsdale

by sgrDD March 19, 2008

nu rave

the genre that came out after no self respecting pre-teen wanted to be called emo anymore. soon its gonna be the same. Hell, it even looks the same in some ways. it also has the same "oh this band is so yesterday, look at this new band, they are so new i had no chance to listen to them now, but they must be cool, 'cause they're all new, right?"- attitude.
the joke is: nu rave isn't even nu at all, its simply madchester reloaded. the only thing original is hadouken! 'cause they have MC parts in some songs...what an invention!

nu rave is so emo... remember emo?

by sgrDD March 18, 2008

carhartt

a brand of expensive brown clothes

look at my new pants, they are expensive and brown! original carhartt!

by sgrDD March 18, 2008

Screw Manchu

the Fu Manchu of the hearts
a male that is such an asshole so that he can be discribed as pure evil. well, everybody knows that women are atracted to guys that are assholes, but a Screw Manchu is such a badass piece of shit- girls can't resist him, no way!

betty was screwed by another asshole yesterday night. this time she got the jackpot, this guy was a Screw Manchu.

by sgrDD March 16, 2008

post-adolescence

the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.

as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence

by SgrDD March 11, 2008

twenty-something

twenty-something (or twentysomething) is a term used for people at the age of 20 to 29. its is used instead of "twentyfive years old" for example, because at this age its harder to tell how old someone is (by looking at him/her) than it is in the teenage years (and often it "matters" less).

dude #1: how old is Tim?
dude #2: I don't know.. he is a twenty-something, thats for sure
dude #1: thank you for this exact piece of information

by SgrDD March 11, 2008