microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

by Sexydimma February 09, 2020

Opposearch

( also known as oppo research or opposition research): research on an opposing political candidate

Should opposearch be regulated by SCOTUS in terms of moral boundaries?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

Disinformation Governance Board

(Abbreviated DGB): modern version of the ministry of truth as defined by George Orwell's 1984

If you're concerned about living under Stalin's KGB, you should be well concerned about the disinformation governance board and its activities.

by Sexydimma May 01, 2022

cuddledict

(the words cuddle+addict): a humorous term meant to tease a female who is perceived to be (whether rightly or wrongly) a shy virgin but who is addicted to cuddling and intense pda's.

a girl will, even as an adult, most likely be a cuddledict because she wants to tease you and is playing hard to get, not necessarily because she is lacking sexperience

by Sexydimma February 19, 2014

narcissistic looney toon

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior

as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster

by Sexydimma September 02, 2018

media diagnosis

All the fake biographical details the media invents about you as a celebrity

Don't trust your media diagnosis especially if it concerns your mental health.

by Sexydimma August 20, 2022

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013