bimbo eruption

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b).
by Sexydimma February 28, 2018
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Titanesque

Of Titanic proportions
Tchernobyl was a titanesque failure
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banana

(not offensive and non-sexual term):

a person who outwardly looks unfriendly and spiky, but once you get to know them better, they are actually shy and clumsy, but well-intentioned, always trying to help others out.
I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition of a banana comes from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly and spiky) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).
by Sexydimma October 31, 2014
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nail your numbers

a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences
It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.
by Sexydimma September 11, 2015
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burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account
by Sexydimma December 10, 2020
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left hook

this term can be used to define either one of two concepts:

a) in boxing, a hard, sharp, diagonal punch to your opponent's left side of the face with your left hand, when you are facing them, regardless of whether you yourself are actually right or left handed.

b) when 3 total strangers, a male and two females, sit in a row at a public place such a park bench or a city bus, the male sitting in between the two women, and the guy randomly decides to hook up with the woman sitting to his left.
two gentleman talking at a local bar after boxing practice:

guy a): you really annihilated Tony with that left hook of yours, which I really liked. Where did you learn your left hook anyways?

guy b): from Sherlock Holmes, of course, roflmao. Didn't you know that Sherlock Holmes was a great boxer, with one of the wickedest left hook to be found in Europe in his generation.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
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q syndrome

a sexual dysphoria disorder affecting heterosexual, but not heteronormative, individuals
if you are heterosexual but not heteronormative, you probably suffer from q syndrome
by Sexydimma October 28, 2018
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