mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
by Sexydimma August 09, 2020
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma February 06, 2013
a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
by Sexydimma November 04, 2019
a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
(not offensive and non-sexual term):
a person who outwardly looks unfriendly, but once you get to know them better, they are actually well-intentioned but shy and clumsy, yet trying to help others out.
a person who outwardly looks unfriendly, but once you get to know them better, they are actually well-intentioned but shy and clumsy, yet trying to help others out.
I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition stems from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).
by Sexydimma February 03, 2015
in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.
the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.
by Sexydimma October 01, 2018
a synonym for `an average Joe` or `hilly-billy`
the term lumberjack can be used as such a synonym because lumberjacks, like almost everyone else, are hard-working everyday people
by Sexydimma September 21, 2014