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to discover

a) (in terms of forensic and criminal investigations): not to be confused with, and the exact opposite of, to invent.

b) (in terms of technological/medical/scientific progress): to use methods that have been used in the past (on issues that are no longer relevant in one's own society) to tackle modern issues
a) If you are a serial murderer you can be telling me your limo is triple parked all you want; you are not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier. Forensic science is there to discover exactly what the 5 journalistic w's and 1h are in your specific case.

b) When you discover something, you are most likely using a long-ago invented, tried, and abandoned solution (to a past problem) to tackle modern issues; that being said, why can't we use methods such as corpse incineration, that have been tried during the Middle Ages on the Black Death, on the current Ebola epidemic?
by Sexydimma August 26, 2014
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Nukemaggedon

Am I dreaming or is rhe word nukemaggedon self explanatory?
by Sexydimma October 20, 2022
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rover

a) verb: to refuse over and over again
b) noun: a person who, over and over again, the social help they deserve
Don't be stupid enough to be a rover, definition b).
by Sexydimma May 15, 2016
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songsciology

A new sub-branch of sociology that's devoted to studying the social behavior of eccentric individuals singing non religious tunes in the metro or on city buses.
Before determining whether or not a person singing ona city bus is mentally ill, please take a songsciology class.
by Sexydimma March 10, 2015
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(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.

David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?

mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society behavior, into a trend or fad.
a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.

his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.

Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
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honesty

a moral/philosophical quality that you can't buy at the local Walmart
even if a person is taught from childhood what honesty is, yet doesn't exhibit it, they will probably never be considered an honest person.
by Sexydimma February 25, 2015
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