if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma June 15, 2014

boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
by Sexydimma April 09, 2013

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by Sexydimma October 12, 2016

mother: son what the beep are you doing, putting scissors in the kitchen plug? is this f-sag?
James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is. Therefore, what i am doing is not f-sag. Besides, something that is done f-sag, is done, in my generation, that is nowadays, when people say to you "watch this", then do something extraordinarily stupid like do a salto mortale off a cliff or a high- rise apartment building, without, rofl copter, having properly thought through what they were going to do, in order to amuse their friends. And usually, an f-sag moment ends in tragic consequences.
James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is. Therefore, what i am doing is not f-sag. Besides, something that is done f-sag, is done, in my generation, that is nowadays, when people say to you "watch this", then do something extraordinarily stupid like do a salto mortale off a cliff or a high- rise apartment building, without, rofl copter, having properly thought through what they were going to do, in order to amuse their friends. And usually, an f-sag moment ends in tragic consequences.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2012

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma April 05, 2015

(All 3words should be spelled with capitals): an offensive term for white colonialism of 3rd world countries
by Sexydimma March 12, 2015
